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Old 03-09-2023, 11:50 AM   #201
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How do you alt-right types measure manhood these days?

I probably have more kids than you, therefore I'm more fertile = more desirable to females.

I'm probably younger than you, again more desirable.

I'm definitely taller than you.

I can do more pushups than you.

Very likely make more money than you.

I'm handier than you.

I drive a bigger truck than you.

Yep. By all accounts, I win. Incel.
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Superstore occasionally has their PC brand Jamaican ginger beer for around a buck or $1.50 I think. Great for mixing drinks IMO, or at least a splash to add depth. But holy hell do those bubbles tickle the nose. I wouldn't expect nor buy it if I saw it in the liquor store though...

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Do they still carry Ting?
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I love Royal Jamaican Ginger Beer
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Old 03-09-2023, 12:01 PM   #205
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I love Royal Jamaican Ginger Beer
God damn do I miss this stuff.



This stuff is fine - it might even be the same recipe - but it's "premium" and therefore costs 6 bucks for 4.

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Superstore occasionally has their PC brand Jamaican ginger beer for around a buck or $1.50 I think. Great for mixing drinks IMO, or at least a splash to add depth. But holy hell do those bubbles tickle the nose. I wouldn't expect nor buy it if I saw it in the liquor store though... Branded though I do believe it is like $2.29 or almost $2.99 now.

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Yup, decent stuff. I recommend mixing with tequila and making a Mexican Mule.
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Do they still carry Ting?
I've never seen Ting. I only casually look, but the 3 I recall is always PC brand, The Great Gentleman and Fever Tree.

The Great Gentleman also has a spicy pineapple drink that was pretty damn tasty too.

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Yup, decent stuff. I recommend mixing with tequila and making a Mexican Mule.
I'll have to try this. For Tequila mixes, I typically end up doing Palomas.

PC Grapefruit soda is solid albeit different than fresca.

I kinda miss PC apple soda. It kinda reminded me of Manzanita lift, but different.

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Um...When did Steve Harvey become a Judge?

You know what? It doesnt matter.
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God damn do I miss this stuff.

This stuff is fine - it might even be the same recipe - but it's "premium" and therefore costs 6 bucks for 4.

https://assets.shop.loblaws.ca/produ...gle_a01_@2.png
I may be misunderstanding your post, in you saying you miss this stuff; RJGB or the Golden Cockerel stuff. That said, you can pick up RJGB at the COOP Liquor on 11th ave. They do have gnarly supply issues where it won't be available for like a year. I was crazy enough, that I hunted down their sales rep, and he updated me when new supply was coming.
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Theres an easy solution to this. You just grab the pop and walk away.

They've never stopped me.

Its never occurred to me that they should have and nobody ever tried.

And its an easy mistake to rectify.

"Dude...you have to pay for that."

- "Oh! I do? Okay...no problem."

That sequence of events has just never occurred.
I'm trying to figure out if you've just constantly casually stole pop from places or if this is a bit.
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I've never seen Ting. I only casually look, but the 3 I recall is always PC brand, The Great Gentleman and Fever Tree.

The Great Gentleman also has a spicy pineapple drink that was pretty damn tasty too.
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on a nice summer day Ting wit Sting is amazing.
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I'm trying to figure out if you've just constantly casually stole pop from places or if this is a bit.
Yes.
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Assuming that the "Lifetime Suspension" label underneath the names are correct, there's more than that:

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Jeezus, I actually counted five but wrote three - I sure hope that error isn't suspension worthy.
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How did we get JustAnotherGuy before Just A Guy? This is starting to need to involve time travel.
Their next handle will be JustAnother Just A Guy.
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There are too many subplots in this thread
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Matata defiantly has a signed copy of 12 Rules for Life
I got my #### together before he became popular. He does offer some great advice for rudderless, worthless young men. You should check him out.
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I never had to get my poop together, I wasn't a boy. Like you. Boy.
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Its funny when you guys brains explode in a hot angry mess, but im gonna have to call it a day here.
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