Holy Christ this is the most asinine conversation.
"Are Hitler's dogs actually evil because they forgave him for starting WWII? Or are they just stupid because they couldn't judge that he was a terrible person?"
Disagree. This thread is hall of fame material. Five stars!
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Going to the dog park with my gf and her palatable canine and seeing how people dress up their dogs and humanize them like little furry dolls weirds me out
I mean there was a tiny chocolate dog Fonz in full leather wear. I didn't know what I was looking at
Owners who knowingly treat their dog like a pet and a separate species with an intellectual boundary there between their dogs world and their world I am good with, and I respect their lifestyle
The enthusiastic ones that have created a fur child that they sleep with, lounge with, and interact with like their offspring weird me out
Most the times those dogs aren't even that cute. I guess just like babies
Sliver isnt that out to lunch. I genuinely wonder how often dog owners meditate on the amount of fecal matter hanging off their dogs fur most of the time
Some of them are essentially walking shag rugs that excrete feces constantly with little accuracy/precision. Do you know how easily things end up caught in shag rugs?
I felt like that before dog, and still after dog. They're not people.
Yet I now understand better why some people do this. It a mental health thing. Feels like they are projecting, maybe due to fact they don't want or can have kids. Yet want to have that feeling of human like love.
I do draw the compassion line at celebrating father's day and mother's day along with human parents. You can't have that. Make your own day. The crap us parents have to worry about and deal with will never come from a dog. Sorry but not sorry you can't water down my one day that my ungrateful kids have to show some love.
The worst thing about Dogs is that they are now showing up everywhere.
Dogs in stores, dogs in businesses etc.... Its dumb. As someone that is crazy allergic to dogs (like hives, swollen eyes and Post-nasal drip for days) it sucks.
Leave your damn dog at home for a few hours while you go to Canadian Tire.
Edit. Also, I do not need your dog coming up to my hand and licking it.
So many dog owners are too stupid to figure out that they shouldn't be owning a dog in the first place. If your dog is running loose in public, it should be legal for an innocent bystander to put it down.
A dog licking my hand in a store is getting the boots put to it.
This must be a Lake Bonavista issue. Up here in the beautiful far NW there isn't a single piece of dog poop left anywhere. All the dogs are perfectly trained and as clean as Sliver's Mercedes. The houses all smell as good as they did on move in day. There is harmony between man and animal.
So many dog owners are too stupid to figure out that they shouldn't be owning a dog in the first place. If your dog is running loose in public, it should be legal for an innocent bystander to put it down.
A dog licking my hand in a store is getting the boots put to it.
Jesus, this guy makes Sliver look like Dr. Dolittle.
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Holy Christ this is the most asinine conversation.
"Are Hitler's dogs actually evil because they forgave him for starting WWII? Or are they just stupid because they couldn't judge that he was a terrible person?"
This is the kind of content we live for
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So many dog owners are too stupid to figure out that they shouldn't be owning a dog in the first place. If your dog is running loose in public, it should be legal for an innocent bystander to put it down.
A dog licking my hand in a store is getting the boots put to it.
You would Ron Burgundy punt a small dog if it came to it?
Yeah I’m not sure what the problem is because what Hitler having dogs who loved him says about dog owners in general is a really interesting conversation I think we should pursue.
Yeah I’m not sure what the problem is because what Hitler having dogs who loved him says about dog owners in general is a really interesting conversation I think we should pursue.
Dogs liked Hitler therefore if you like dogs there's a strong chance you also like Hitler. That's a fact.
I own a dog and didn't even know I liked Hitler but I'm not one to debate science.
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