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Old 01-05-2022, 07:57 PM   #61
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I thought that was 'Chad.'
It was; it isn’t anymore.
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Old 01-05-2022, 09:47 PM   #62
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My favourite part of the statement was:

“I have had to appear in court over 266 times”

So... 267?

What a waste of resources this guy is.
He doesn't know. He reached the highest number he can count to and had to stop.
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No, he was just near there. Somewhere. I'd love to see his GPS track of where he walked.
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I love how this implies KJJ found the highway eight times and still couldn't figure out where he was. I appreciate the authenticity.
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Is this authentic? What's the source for this?
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Old 01-06-2022, 10:51 AM   #68
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It is not authentic. At least I hope it isn't.
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Old 01-06-2022, 10:53 AM   #69
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I love how this implies KJJ found the highway eight times and still couldn't figure out where he was. I appreciate the authenticity.
And walks through the actual border crossing three times.
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Persecuted by GPS satellites.
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Old 01-06-2022, 11:14 AM   #71
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Is this authentic? What's the source for this?
Fake. If you listened to the lady it sounds like KJJ is so inept that he would not have placed batteries in his GPS so this is propaganda in favour of him.
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Persecuted by GPS satellites.
On the contrary, you should see his Strava!

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On the contrary, you should see his Strava!

Fake! Given how unfit he was, his avg heartrate should be more like 170 bpm. I saw this guy huffing after walking to his car in the parking lot from a Market Mall protest.
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I read another article that said he was found near the Montana/North Dakota border, so he would have crossed somewhere west of Estevan, Fortuna crossing area?

Truly in the middle of BFNW, good planning there guy.
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Fake! Given how unfit he was, his avg heartrate should be more like 170 bpm. I saw this guy huffing after walking to his car in the parking lot from a Market Mall protest.
It's average heart rate. You're ignoring the 4 hours it was at 0 before the Canadian Border Patrol heroes found and unthawed him Captain America style.
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It is not authentic. At least I hope it isn't.
I agree that it's not authentic, but I really wish it was.

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Especially since it looks like he spent 95% of his time wandering around Saskatchewan.
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KJJ is the Fugitive:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Calgary/com..._the_fugitive/
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Build a Wall Because Canada’s Worst Troll Just Tried to Escape to the US:

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