The Ongoing "Am I the %^&hole?" Thread

[Fuzz]

Don't dogs tend to keep pissing in the same place, and if they smell another dog has pissed there, they'll do the same? I could see it being a compounding problem.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by PeteMoss

They can care about their lawn all they want. But if a dog going to the washroom on your lawn triggers a person - they probably need to find something to occupy their mind IMO.

If someone throws up a sign, then sure - follow what it says on the sign since it obviously matters to them. But I live on a residential street - I wouldn't expect someone to make their dog hold it for 10 minutes while they walk to the public park or back home.

Can you just let the dog take a piss on your own lawn before setting out?

[PeteMoss]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

I was working out front last year and some lady who couldn't peel her eyes from her phone stopped at the end of my driveway, and let her big dog walk up onto the flower bed and take a piss. I asked her to please not let her dog do that. She kinda look up from her phone and ya "oh, ya, ok." and walks off.

Like, maybe you are a good dog owner, but it's people like that that infuriate me. Just letting your dog piss all over a flower garden? Dafuq is wrong with you? My wife is in there all the time tending to it, but hey, ya, just dump a load of urine and feces all over. Really nice. So now we have it fenced off, which is more work for us, more ugly, but required, because some humans are just giant #### heads who haven't figured out how to live in a civilized society.

I feel like I'm in a parallel universe. I've never even had a second thought about a dog urinated on my garden while I'm out there. Maybe I'm the weird one.

[PeteMoss]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Can you just let the dog take a piss on your own lawn before setting out?

I've never trained a dog to take a piss on demand... but its probably something you could do I guess.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by PeteMoss

I feel like I'm in a parallel universe. I've never even had a second thought about a dog urinated on my garden while I'm out there. Maybe I'm the weird one.

You don't think it's gross to be on your hands an knees tending to a flower garden that dogs have pissed all over?

[peter12]

Man, this has really degenerated into an old man’s summit.

[DoubleF]

I just want to put it out there...

There's a difference between wild and feral.

[PeteMoss]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

You don't think it's gross to be on your hands an knees tending to a flower garden that dogs have pissed all over?

I mean sure if I think about it. But its also gross to on my hands and knees in a pile of dirt with god knows what in it if I think about it.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by peter12

Man, this has really degenerated into an old man’s summit.

[CroFlames]

It actually kinda amazes me that some people in this thread could be sitting in their front room and watch dog after dog piss and #### on their lawns, and have no feelings about it whatsoever or reaction. THAT is weird.

I've watched a more than a few dogs piss and crap on my lawn and I hate it. To me this is the more logical and normal reaction.

[peter12]

In Japan, people carry a little squirt bottle filled with soapy water that they used to spray down surfaces after their dog has pissed. It’s a far more civilized country than this giant ####hole.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by peter12

In Japan, people carry a little squirt bottle filled with soapy water that they used to spray down surfaces after their dog has pissed. It’s a far more civilized country than this giant ####hole.

Wait is that true? I thought is was an urban myth, like being able to buy used panties in vending machines.

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by peter12

In Japan, people carry a little squirt bottle filled with soapy water that they used to spray down surfaces after their dog has pissed. It’s a far more civilized country than this giant ####hole.

I seriously doubt that. Soap is a very strong piscicide.

[peter12]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Wait is that true? I thought is was an urban myth, like being able to buy used panties in vending machines.

I've witnessed it.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by peter12

I've witnessed it.

wait which one?

spray bottle or panties

[Wormius]

The difference for me between dog crap and wild animal crap is that the dog crap smells and looks like human crap. And at least with cats the crap is kind of dry has little resemblance or smell to human crap. I cam be scooping the litter box and there’s barely a scent - cat urine is something else though.

[CaptainCrunch]

To me, its my property and my lawn, and I paid for it, so its up to me to choose if its a public toilet for your cat or dog.

So if someone is upset that I tell them not to let their darling "furbaby" poop or piss on my stuff, too bad for them.

My yard is not a public space for your amusement. And yeah there nothing worse then seeing dead spots on a lawn, or getting surprises in the bushes.

[peter12]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

wait which one?

spray bottle or panties

Just the spray bottle but I think I've heard people have actually sighted panty vending machines in Japan.

[Shazam]

Yeah, I think that's just water they're using.

[Shazam]

Speaking of dog pee in Japan:

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/n...kstories/1743/