I learned the hard way that too many sugar free gummies will clean you out fast and hard.
Too much sorbitol will hurt almost any human. I can’t have any really, but even people without dietary restrictions will be in pain from sorbitol overload.
Me: like 100 things, 88 of which I ate my whole life and just thought feeling terrible was normal.
I’ve had a few run ins with the flamethrower including a memorable clenching drive to Caroline after stopping at the Cochrane DQ. The DQ buffalo chicken strips also did a number on me and I will never have them again after that fateful day. I love Vietnamese food, but it does not love me, so same thing...immediate regret.
My plumber tells me that its perfectly acceptable to flush mice down our toilet.
But I've been having some thoughts that he's been lying to me in service of his own vested interest.
Also...he comes around with mice more frequently than I'd consider 'normal.'
... What.
I have so many questions...
Why is your plumber coming over frequently? Why do you have so many mice around that you have to concern yourself with flushing one? Who would do that to a mouse?!!?
Why is your plumber coming over frequently? Why do you have so many mice around that you have to concern yourself with flushing one? Who would do that to a mouse?!!?
lets start there.
Pfft...rookie move. Like you're make me believe you've never flushed a mouse....right...like there is such a thing as an existence that involves no mouse-flushing....
Thats the dream man...one day I just hope we all live to see it....
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