01-15-2021, 12:34 PM
#1
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Habs, Sens partner with sponsor: Big Hairy Deal
https://twitter.com/user/status/1350117888682729472
Could be some close shaves in the North Division this season.
In other news, Montreal arena renamed "Ball Centre."
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01-15-2021, 12:34 PM
#2
First round-bust
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: speculating about AHL players
That's one way to get a bag.
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01-15-2021, 12:37 PM
#3
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That's one way to get a bag.
Bag skate after practice
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01-15-2021, 12:39 PM
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Takes balls to feature that type of sponsor.
01-15-2021, 12:40 PM
#5
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"Hey Richard: Two minutes in the box for lookin' so good."
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01-15-2021, 12:41 PM
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Taking a while to get to 5000
They had an awkward close up of Josh Anderson the other night lifting his sweater and then adjusting his pants. This may have been a stealth marketing effort.
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01-15-2021, 12:41 PM
#7
Lifetime Suspension
Dignity falling by the waist-side.
01-15-2021, 12:46 PM
#8
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
They're no "Pubercuts*"
*A Division of Taco Corp.
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01-15-2021, 01:06 PM
#9
First Line Centre
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"Hey Richard: Two minutes in the box for lookin' so good."
If he's keeping it tidy down there, hopefully he gets more than 2 minutes in the box. At least a 5 minute major or 10 minute misconduct.
01-15-2021, 01:24 PM
#10
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: nexus of the universe
Without this sponsor they’d risk cutting their bottom line.
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01-15-2021, 01:34 PM
#11
Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Center City
Penis.
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01-15-2021, 01:36 PM
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I naturally went to Amazon to look at the product and the user reviews do not disappoint:
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no matter what the ad says it's NOT SAFE FOR BALLS!!! I shredded my ball sack like a deranged, blind, meth addict playing with his "as seen on tv" Ginsu will cut a soda can then a tomato sharp knife... I called my wife to the bathroom where she immediately sees me, standing holding the trimmer in one hand and my bleeding cherries in the other.... Date night ruined by my delicately filleted danglers. Works great for the back, so 3 stars.....
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Does not work as advertised. This is a typical style trimmer that will cut your balls. That is all.
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Well its supposed to be a ball saver it almost took my right one with it. Like barley saved it.. damn I seen so many ads about this thing and I was comfortable to shave with it. So by surprise it bite hard.. almost took my right one home with it ... its close shave but not what they advertised for.. wish it doesn't nip and grab like that..
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01-15-2021, 01:40 PM
#13
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Calgary
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I naturally went to Amazon to look at the product and the user reviews do not disappoint:
Giggle snort.
01-15-2021, 01:45 PM
#14
First Line Centre
Future Flames sponsor.
01-15-2021, 01:45 PM
#15
All I can get
VIDEO
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01-15-2021, 01:48 PM
#16
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Maple Bay, B.C.
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Takes balls to feature that type of sponsor.
lol - Betty White would disagree, Jiri...
Also, Happy 99th birthday to Betty White on Sunday.
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01-15-2021, 02:20 PM
#17
broke the first rule
Whoever thought this was a good idea should get sacked.
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01-15-2021, 02:23 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Alberta
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I naturally went to Amazon to look at the product and the user reviews do not disappoint:
oh my god. I really needed the laugh.
thanks!
01-15-2021, 02:24 PM
#19
Lifetime In Suspension
OH MY GOD I just got it. These are all landscaping jokes. Landscaped/manscaped. Haha that’s witty, love it.
01-15-2021, 02:56 PM
#20
Franchise Player
If this is the same company I'm thinking of, they have hilarious YouTube ads.
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