Embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions....

[Kybosh]

I presented a seminar to about 200 people with my fly wide open.

[kipperfan]

My story is somewhat similar to Barnes's.

I was sitting at my desk at work and playing with a little mini football while on the phone. During the conversation I dropped the football under my desk.....and after I was done on the call I bent down to get it. It was a friday, so I was casual in a new pair of jeans I had just purchased....and as I will do from time to time with jeans...I went commando. So sure enough I am reaching under the desk...the football was way under there...finally I reached it, but at the same time i heard a HUGE rip. And sure enough my 2 week old jeans had ripped right down the seam and my bare a** was hanging out for all to see.

And to add insult to injury this happened right as everyone was leaving for the day, and of course my desk was right by the exit....so many of my coworkers got a nice show. I waited 30 mins for everyone to leave until I finally ran to the elevator...and then to my car....it was pretty funny, but also embarassing.

[Frank the Tank]

Mine wasn't really a malfunction per se, but embarrassing none the less.

Back in the day at University I played football. Offensive line to be specific. So I was rather large. Not "fat" (like now), but 275lbs and looked like a Mack truck. Well after practise, if it was really hot and humid out which is very very common in Windsor, almost all of us would peel off our pads and shirts for the walk back to the locker room from the practise feild because we were roasting.

Well there was this guy John who worked the counter where people signed out basketballs and stuff, which was on the way to the locker room. He always said hi, so I'd say hi and occassionally chat with him. Like I said, he was nice.

Well, a couple of days later I'm in class and a female friend starts asking me a bunch of questions and I start thinking, right on, she digs me. Now I should preface this part by saying that I was in the Fine Art program. Ya, laugh, get it out, I could still kick all of your asses! So, a very very high percentage of my classmates are gay. Ya, John recruited my hot art friend to find out if I was gay because he was obssessed with me.

I kept my shirt on from that day on.

[Cowperson]

In an office I worked in back in the 80's, a guy was walking around one day with his fly down . . . . . and no underwear.

Nobody told him.

Cowperson

[bluejays]

some funny ones, but none from me personally unless you include the dark brown my mom used to dress me up in while in elementary school. One story that comes to mind was in elementary school, probably about grade 6 or so, one of my friends was doing a speech in front of the class and we had a guy in there who was completely shameless in any situation. Anyway, while my friend is doing his speech, this guy comes from behind him after entering late (after going to the washroom), and pants' my friend in front of the whole class, the teacher and all. You have to realize that my friend was this shy chinese guy who was really self-conscious and moreover, he was wearing his tighty-whities. In grade 6, that stuff just kills your reputation and we had a ball over that. Our teacher was an idiot too, and the guy never even got sent to the principles office for that. It doesn't compare to anyone's stories here, but that made us laugh for days.

[Daradon]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

In an office I worked in back in the 80's, a guy was walking around one day with his fly down . . . . . and no underwear.

Nobody told him.

Cowperson

Lol why would they? Almost embarassing to tell him (by Seinfeld societal standards) and funnier to let it go.

If I knew him well (and liked him) I'd tell him right away.

I don't think you escape cause by your story, you didn't tell him?

Embarassment? or laughter?

[Barnes]

Karma is all ****ed up today. I've been at work for two hours now and a bunch of people were hovering over my desk watching 80's sit com intros and I look down and my fly's wide open.

[bluejays]

Originally Posted by Barnes

Karma is all ****ed up today. I've been at work for two hours now and a bunch of people were hovering over my desk watching 80's sit com intros and I look down and my fly's wide open.

Hey, just curious, but what exactly is "the pornstar party"? Is it an actual pornstar party or just a particular club night with the name attached to it?

[wpgflamesfan]

When I was playing minor hockey back in the day my cup fell out of my jock and onto the ice while i was near the boards. Didn't see it, stepped on it, fell, hit my head on the boards and got a concussion. haha

[Crazy Flamer]

When I was a little kid, I used to tuck my shirts into my underwear.

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by Crazy Flamer

When I was a little kid, I used to tuck my shirts into my underwear.

so now your mom does it?

[Barnes]

Originally Posted by fleury

Hey, just curious, but what exactly is "the pornstar party"? Is it an actual pornstar party or just a particular club night with the name attached to it?

Ummm....

I think it was a cab for the snowboard club. Don't really remember. It's one of the bigger events at the Den every year. I never went to U of C but I did drink a lot there.

[Crazy Flamer]

Originally Posted by Shazam

so now your mom does it?

Is that a bad thing?

[Barnes]

Originally Posted by Crazy Flamer

Is that a bad thing?

WDF?

[Cowperson]

Originally Posted by Daradon

Lol why would they? Almost embarassing to tell him (by Seinfeld societal standards) and funnier to let it go.

If I knew him well (and liked him) I'd tell him right away.

I don't think you escape cause by your story, you didn't tell him?

Embarassment? or laughter?

The women were snickering like heck and no guy is going to walk up to another guy to talk to him about his penis . . . . so, it's one of those "tweener" social situations you find yourself in.

Ann Landers used to say you should tell people if they have a booger hanging out of their nose and I'll go along with that but . . . .

Cowperson

[bluejays]

Originally Posted by Barnes

Ummm....

I think it was a cab for the snowboard club. Don't really remember. It's one of the bigger events at the Den every year. I never went to U of C but I did drink a lot there.

umm...boy to I feel dumb. Though it's fair to note I'm not from Calgary .

[ben voyonsdonc]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

In an office I worked in back in the 80's, a guy was walking around one day with his fly down . . . . . and no underwear.

Nobody told him.

You would think that he would have felt a draft of some sort...

If I was going commando (which I don't), I would be very, very certain that my fly was up at all times.

[Ford Prefect]

My worst wardrobe malfunction was the 1970s, especially the middle part of the decade.

[Daradon]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

The women were snickering like heck and no guy is going to walk up to another guy to talk to him about his penis . . . . so, it's one of those "tweener" social situations you find yourself in.

Ann Landers used to say you should tell people if they have a booger hanging out of their nose and I'll go along with that but . . . .

Cowperson

Disagree, not to say you are wrong. But I would tell him. If I was worried about how I would look, I would say it very loud...

Joe, how's the breeze?

I was one my way to a Fortune 500 sales meeting and my zipper died. I don't know why, but it died.

I did not know this.

As embarrasing as it was to have the best looking assistant (Chantelle) point this out to me. After explaining the situation to my office and rigging (jamming) my zipper closed I went on to Xerox and closed a deal.

3:30 apt and no going home. Do what you can. And thank good I didn't walk out baring all.

As weird as it was to have the girls tell me about my problem, it was better than to have the VP of Xerox Canada notice.

[The Goon]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

The women were snickering like heck and no guy is going to walk up to another guy to talk to him about his penis . . . . so, it's one of those "tweener" social situations you find yourself in.

Ann Landers used to say you should tell people if they have a booger hanging out of their nose and I'll go along with that but . . . .

Cowperson

"Hey, nice schlong!"