As a life-long devotee of the Hawaiian Pizza (in all its forms), I, like all who have similar Pizza tastes, have spent my life facing persecution and derision. We must band together now to protect our interests, and support our way of life in this poll, that it may take us one step closer to a homeland for our brothers and sisters, where we can eat pizza with pineapple on it in peace, free from fear, free from hatred from those with narrow minds and narrow palates. Let us unite.
Now what?
A pineapple parade downtown Calgary? Have a hockey player or two there to show support even though they don't want to be there.
I have no issues if you love pineapples I just don't need this shoved in my face every time we talk pizza!
"You People" need to start supporting Canadian values.
Canadian dough, Canadian tomatoes, Alberta BEEF BEEF BEEF, Canadian Back Bacon, Canadian cheese.
"You people" come to this country and bring pineapple spinich olives etc to our pizza, our homeland! You are supposed to blend in here, be like us!
Do you know a pineapple during the war was considered a bomb? So now you want good Canadian boys to eat a bomb.
I apologize, a couple of beers and wanted to do my best Don Cherry impersonation
With that said Dough and tomato sauce is bread sticks.
Anchovies on a pizza? This is why we need to spend more on mental health in Canada!
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This sounds like a breakfast pizza. All it's missing is scrambled eggs, salsa and sour cream!
More like peasant pizza. They probably made it because they couldn’t afford cheese or some ####. My mom basically grew up in a shed in the Italian countryside. Their only oven was an outdoor brick one.
I think any time you consider doing a racist Don Cherry impression you may just want to step back from the keyboard.
I was talking about pizza and making a joke. Granted maybe a poor joke but set in such a way sane people would understand this was a joke. Did you need green text!
With that said feel free to tear me apart in the pizza thread about all my so called political views and beliefs.
As I talked about pizza toppings!
Are you wound a little too tight? You want to be mortal enemies with me because of pineapple and anchovies?
Fuzz I responded to Corsi's over the top reply with my over the top reply. In fun as he/she was doing too.
Somewhere you got butt hurt with that.
It was not the intention. With that said if you were hurt grow up!
This is thread about pizza and toppings.
I say this again! This is a thread about pizza and toppings.
I was talking about pizza and making a joke. Granted maybe a poor joke but set in such a way sane people would understand this was a joke. Did you need green text!
With that said feel free to tear me apart in the pizza thread about all my so called political views and beliefs.
As I talked about pizza toppings!
Are you wound a little too tight? You want to be mortal enemies with me because of pineapple and anchovies?
Fuzz I responded to Corsi's over the top reply with my over the top reply. In fun as he/she was doing too.
Somewhere you got butt hurt with that.
It was not the intention. With that said if you were hurt grow up!
This is thread about pizza and toppings.
I say this again! This is a thread about pizza and toppings.
Do not make pizza politics!
I mean if you do that why live anymore?
I sometimes wonder about you. Not all the time. Just certain times.
Can we be sure though? What if the pineapple lobby is influencing restaurants? Ever heard of DJs getting strong armed into playing certain artists on the radio? Same thing.
Ah yes, the old Payozza scandal.
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The problem with Hawaiian pizza is ordering it in groups, there's always a minority that insist on Hawaiian. When the pizza's show up, those same people help themselves out to every type of pizza and you end up with half an uneaten Hawaiian pizza and a bunch of people who want another slice of pepperoni.
Hawaiian lovers seek to make the rest of us second class citizens with half full bellies and we are right to hate them.
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The problem with Hawaiian pizza is ordering it in groups, there's always a minority that insist on Hawaiian. When the pizza's show up, those same people help themselves out to every type of pizza and you end up with half an uneaten Hawaiian pizza and a bunch of people who want another slice of pepperoni.
Hawaiian lovers seek to make the rest of us second class citizens with half full bellies and we are right to hate them.
Also happens with veggie pizza. They start with one slice of that, then gorge 2 or more pepperonis immediately after like they’re trying to cleanse their palate of the vegetable flavor.
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