Well this rant went way longer than I expected
tl;dr:
- I love fighting, but fighting in hockey sucks.
- But not as much as the Department of Player Safety does.
- And definitely not as much as the officials do.
I will preface this by saying I love fighting. I watch professional fighting every week, whether boxing, UFC, Bellator, Rizen, even local semi-pro events here in Calgary. While some - arguably correctly - call fighting in this day barbaric, to me hand-to-hand combat is the original sport of mankind and will never disappear and will never stop being practiced by humans around the world, nor should it.
Tyson Fury - Deontay Wilder II last weekend? Appointment viewing.
Paul Felder - Dan Hooker, also last week? Absolutely I tuned in (sad to see Felder lose).
Tomorrow I hope the Flames-Lightning game finishes in time to watch one of my up-and-coming favourites, Luis "Voilent Bob Ross" Pena make the walk, and you bet I won't be missing one of my longtime favourites, Joey Benavidez, winning the strap in the main event.
Khabib Nurmagomedov - Tony Ferguson coming up in April, on a Saturday night in the middle of the first round of the NHL playoffs? That will be a very tough decision on watching live or not. Sure hoping the Flames are not playing that night.
Floyd Mayweather and Pernell Whittaker? Breathtaking defensive tacticians.
All that said, I couldn't care less about fighting in hockey. As a Flames season ticket holder, I don't stand up or cheer for fights. Watching on TV, I look at my phone during fights. I see them as another stoppage in play similar to a commercial break or icing. Largely they are unskilled battles more akin to a 2:00 AM bar fight than a fight utilizing basic and solid fundamentals. Obviously the (lack of) balance is a large part of that, but the one fighter I thoroughly enjoyed watching at the NHL level, despite being a member of the disgusting Canucks, was the late Rick Rypien, whom, despite being one of the smallest players in the league, held his own against all sizes of opponent by way of displaying a propensity for utilizing the jab, utilizing his shoulders as shields, working the body, understanding the fundamentals of the centre line - a joy to watch and I'll never forget him bobble-heading Brandon Prust. As another post said, the jersey grabbing in hockey fights is the dumbest part and as far as I'm concerned should be an immediate end to the fight. If you want to square up and throw hands, do it! Grabbing another player's jersey and doing up the seatbelt to jersey-jab each other is a waste of everyone's time. Thankfully the human seatbelt, Zack Stortini, wasn't in the league long as that guy wasted everyone's time FFS.
I watch the NHL because I want to see the best hockey players in the world flying around on sharp blades, displaying a remarkable ability to balance and make tactical decisions on the fly in portions of a second. Not because I want to see a fight.
I watch the NFL because I love the tactical variety of play calling and personnel decisions, and the absolutely insane athleticism of the athletes. Not because I want to see a fight.
I watch soccer because, well, it's the beautiful game, which is usually all that needs to be said. The most tactical sport in the world and the constant tactical evolution is something hockey could take note of, and will over the next couple decades. Not because I want to see a fight.
I watch rugby because of the respect (usually) shown amongst competitors in the middle of a physical war. What a fantastic sport. Not because I want to see a fight.
I watch basketball because seeing humans that height do what they do, and the speed they move, is astounding. Not because I want to see a fight.
I watch auto racing because the attention to detail required for hours on end, without interruption, at the speed and stress they deal with, is unfathomable. Not because I want to see a fight.
I watch boxing and MMA, because I want to see the best fighters in the world ply their craft. Not because I want to see a game of keep-away, HORSE, or a drag race breakout part way through. Obviously an idiotic comparison, but many would argue fighting in hockey is idiotic.
What the NHL needs to take seriously and significantly ramp up is player discipline. Fighting an unwilling combatant is not only dishounorable but a complete disgrace, especially in retaliation for a rule-abiding play. What Kassian did to Tkachuk, for example, should have been a 10- if not 20-game suspension. If you want to fight another man, square up, don't grab him from behind and punch an unsuspecting downed opponent. Another example is Darnell Nurse on Roman Polak from a couple years ago which somehow wasn't a double-digit suspension. The instigator penalty should come with an automatic in-person hearing going forward.
Those saying the outright removal of - or significant penalty for - fighting will result in more dirty/rat plays are absolutely correct. That is, until the NHL starts taking player safety seriously which lets all be honest they have no real interest in doing. Zdeno Chara, making $2 million this season and with over $100 million in career earnings getting fined $5,000 for cross-checking another player in the face is simply hysterical. What kind of discouragement is that? With the boner the players have for re-attending the winter Olympics, what the owners should be doing is negotiating real player safety mechanisms in exchange for participation.
- One- or two-game suspensions should be the norm for egregious fouls, for example. Costing players' pocket books and teams' lineups will quickly lead to corrective behaviour.
- In-person hearings should be increased to incidents of 10+ games, and suspension of the 3- to 5-game range should be much more common.
- Fouls deemed worthy of financial penalty, but not game-level discipline, should be levied at rates such as 1/2-game fine or 1/4-game fine. If you're making $10 million/season and commit a fine-worthy foul, enjoy your 1/2 game fine of $60,000. If you make $700,000/season, your fine is $4,000. As things stand now, fines are standard regardless of compensation - Connor McDavid receiving a $5,000 fine this season is an laughable 0.03% of his compensation.
- Coaches and GMs should also be held financially accountable for signing/dressing repeat offenders. If the Edmonton Oilers want to keep dressing Zack Kassian and he keeps acting like a loose cannon, both coach and GM should face financial penalties of increasing severity for each infraction going forward.
- And finally, and perhaps the easiest fix: Actually hold officials who have a long track record of being bottom-tier performers accountable. Dean Morton, for example, has been officiating the NHL for 20 seasons and has been selected to officiate the playoffs once. 1/20 seasons! How is that acceptable? His ass should have been fired a decade ago, yet the NHL caves to the officials' association. I don't buy the argument nobody wants to officiate, either, considering the $200,000 USD salary - that's just a simple way out.
My favourite line regarding the designated tough guy role is the classic "(team) needs (tough guy) to prevent (other team's tough guy) from taking liberties on our players" whereby invariably both tough guys will at some point commit the liberty they are allegedly there to prevent each other from committing. Take out the #### heads and the ####housery doesn't occur - very difficult concept.