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Old 07-15-2019, 12:22 PM   #101
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Major League 3 - Back to the Minors. Scott Bakula rules. Love this stupid movie.

I can't believe Sahara is at 35%. A great action/adventure leave-your-brain-at-the-door flick.
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Old 07-15-2019, 01:34 PM   #102
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I think the biggest knock against Sahara was the budget. They lost so much money that it became a laughing stock. If they didn't both coming up with their own lens filters and whatnot we'd likely have a fun little series of movies but sadly no production company will touch it now. Which sucks, the books are fun too, I'd love to see more of those characters.
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Old 07-15-2019, 01:36 PM   #103
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My biggest problem with Sahara was two-fold, iirc:


1) They butchered the character of Giordino
2) They left out the best part of the plotline of the book
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Old 07-15-2019, 01:44 PM   #104
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I loved Zahns rendition on Al though. It's definitely a far take from the tough intimidating character in the novels but I loved the chemistry they had. Although if they added a scene or two where he did a bit more of the action so the audience took him a bit more seriously, I wouldn't have minded
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Old 07-15-2019, 02:40 PM   #105
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Major League 3 - Back to the Minors. Scott Bakula rules. Love this stupid movie.

I can't believe Sahara is at 35%. A great action/adventure leave-your-brain-at-the-door flick.

Major League 3 was better then it should have been because it had the franchise killer Ted McGinley in it. The guy is literally the hand of death in the entertainment industry.
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Old 07-15-2019, 02:46 PM   #106
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Its not quite 38% but I think it has to be an honorable mention is Career Opportunities just because the movie is so insane and is a who's who of some very weird actors.


Frank Whaley, Dermot and Kieran Mulroney. Jennifer Connolly.


When you watch that movie its basically a teen movie that's smoked crack.


Plus


NSFW!
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Not sure on the RT ratings but

Drop Dead Fred

Punisher War Zone - the scene where the guy doing parkour gets blown up by a rocket launcher is cinema gold

Idle Hands

The Happening features a legendary performance from Mark Wahlberg.

Benchwarmers

She Devil

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Old 07-15-2019, 06:25 PM   #108
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Plus


NSFW!

That was awesome, but before I clicked I thought it was going to be where she rolls onto her back on the floor.
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Old 07-18-2019, 08:48 AM   #109
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another honorable mention for me even though its at 31 percent, the 1993 three muskateers. The one with Sheen and Tim Currey etc.


I really liked the movie, I liked how Tim Currey and Oliver Platt completely chewed up the scenery in it and took over the movie.



Its a guilty pleasure movie to me, because it feels like a movie that was fun to make.
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another honorable mention for me even though its at 31 percent, the 1993 three muskateers. The one with Sheen and Tim Currey etc.


I really liked the movie, I liked how Tim Currey and Oliver Platt completely chewed up the scenery in it and took over the movie.



Its a guilty pleasure movie to me, because it feels like a movie that was fun to make.
some awesome overacting in the sword fighting scenes by the guy who played Rochefort.
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If we are allowing honorable mentions, I'll throw in The 13th Warrior at RT33%. Pretty well done movie, imo.
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Michael Wincott was perfect in that role.
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Not sure if mentioned, but I really enjoyed "Johnny Mnemonic".



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Lawnmower man has a 36%. I loved it the first time I saw it, I haven't risked watching it again.Lawnmower man 2, however, was not good. 11%.
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has the movie Donkey Punch been mentioned?
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40 movies at 0% (critics rating) on Rotten Tomatoes. Any gems in here?


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another honorable mention for me even though its at 31 percent, the 1993 three muskateers. The one with Sheen and Tim Currey etc.
I know I'm looking at it with child nostalgic eyes but I can't believe this was only 31% percent. The audience score of 62% is a much better indication of it's quality.
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I ####ing love Battleship... don't judge me, it's the best cheese money can buy.
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