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				Senators name DJ Smith head coach
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			The Ottawa Senators named D.J. Smith their new head coach on Thursday. 
The team announced a three-year agreement with Smith, who spent the past four seasons as an assistant on Mike Babcock's staff with the Toronto Maple Leafs.
 https://www.tsn.ca/ottawa-senators-n...oach-1.1310327
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-23-2019, 09:40 AM
			
			
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			Disappointed its not Roy. 
 
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			05-23-2019, 09:40 AM
			
			
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			05-23-2019, 09:42 AM
			
			
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			Ottawa might get their fan base back more if they actually went with DJ Qualls.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-23-2019, 09:50 AM
			
			
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			Zibanejad heard Ottawa hired a DJ and immediately requested a trade back.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-23-2019, 10:09 AM
			
			
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			Not surprised they went with the cheapest option.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-23-2019, 10:15 AM
			
			
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			Babcock former assistants (MacLean, McLellan, Blashill, Peters, etc) have been moderately successful so not a terrible hire I suppose.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-23-2019, 10:40 AM
			
			
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			Let's see how he fares against Armin Van Buuren and Tiesto.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			05-23-2019, 11:22 AM
			
			
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				Let's see how he fares against Armin Van Buuren and Tiesto. 
			
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Could've hired D-J Khaled.
 
Reporter: "Coach, comments on your first win of the season?" 
D-J Khaled: "Hey, yeah (we the best), All I do is win, win, win no matter what"
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			05-23-2019, 12:12 PM
			
			
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			yo DJ spin that wheel.......
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			05-23-2019, 12:58 PM
			
			
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			Is there space behind the bench for turntables?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-23-2019, 01:04 PM
			
			
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			Coach DJ: in todays practice I want to teach you how to score on a break away. 
 
Ottawa players: ok 
 
Coach DJ: first the ref blows the whistle. Then you start skating with the puck. You skate towards the goalie and try to score. 
 
Ottawa players: ok 
 
Coach DJ: then you check to see if the puck went in the net. If the goalie saved it you should feel disappointed. If you missed the net, you should feel shame. 
 
Ottawa players: And if we score? 
 
Coach DJ: if you score, then you should...put your hands up in the air. Put your hands up in the air.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			05-23-2019, 01:15 PM
			
			
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			Melnyk: publicly criticizes the Leafs' defense. 
 
Also Melnyk: hires the guy in charge of the Leafs' defense.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			05-23-2019, 01:47 PM
			
			
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			i guess they should not wave them like they just don't care though 
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			05-23-2019, 05:43 PM
			
			
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				Melnyk: publicly criticizes the Leafs' defense. 
 
Also Melnyk: hires the guy in charge of the Leafs' defense. 
			
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			05-24-2019, 12:44 AM
			
			
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			This thread makes me wonder how many DJ-jokes DJ Smith has heard in his life.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-24-2019, 07:53 AM
			
			
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				This thread makes me wonder how many DJ-jokes DJ Smith has heard in his life. 
			
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How many DJ jokes could a DJ Smith coach hear of a DJ Smith coach could hear DJ jokes?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-24-2019, 10:01 AM
			
			
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			Came for DJ from Full House jokes.  Left disappointed.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-24-2019, 10:33 AM
			
			
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			Hang the DJ.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-24-2019, 12:01 PM
			
			
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				Hang the DJ. 
			
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