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			Oh man, I'm in pain over here.  That was freakin golden!!  Haven't had a good laugh like that for a while, can't thank you enough for sharing.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-10-2007, 04:25 PM
			
			
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			that was hilarious... I can't say with confidence I wouldn't have done the same thing.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-10-2007, 04:30 PM
			
			
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			Haha, 
  
If I had a taser I would be in the same boat. I'd want to try it out on myself, but I dont think I would have actually gone through with it.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-10-2007, 04:38 PM
			
			
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			If he tried doing that to his cat... byebye kitty. 
  
Are those taser things that strong?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-10-2007, 04:44 PM
			
			
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			I had seen this somewhere else before.  In that version; the person explained that the reason why he had received such a jolt was that because he was tasering himself; once the current started to flow he was unable to release the button; just like what happens when you get electrocuted.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-10-2007, 05:13 PM
			
			
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				If he tried doing that to his cat... byebye kitty. 
  
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Apparently they are, I had a friend who bought a similar product and amusingly enough did the same thing with similar results.  It's odd, you chuck a couple triple a's in your mouth and you would feel a slight current, chuck them in these mini tazers and you can send yourself across the room.  Not sure how they achieve this.  Praps someone can explain the inner workings?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-10-2007, 06:23 PM
			
			
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			Giant capacitors would be my guess.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-10-2007, 06:31 PM
			
			
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			According to  this article, the stungun only needs to send 3mA 
through to you.  They achieve this by "boost[ing] the voltage in the circuit, 
typically to between 20,000 and 150,000 volts, and reduce the amperage."
 
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			01-10-2007, 07:43 PM
			
			
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			small batteries can still hold a lot of juice, so i'd imagine a device like this would just drain them exponentially faster than any regular electronic device. a battery against the tounge may only tingle, but if all the juice in it came out at once then you'd sure feel it
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-10-2007, 08:03 PM
			
			
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			Kinda like Mentos in pop then, eh?  Little fiz when you drink it, big bang when you add a mentos as it releases all its C02 at once.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-10-2007, 08:19 PM
			
			
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			During one of my training courses we had the option of being tasered.  The intructor put a $100 dollar bill about 2 and a half feet infront of the subject and said if you can get to the bill, you can have it. 
  
Need less to say, nobody got to the bill.  It brings you down like a sack of donkey **** in less than a second.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-10-2007, 08:52 PM
			
			
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			This is a good thread!  That was a hilarious story!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-12-2007, 04:22 PM
			
			
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And why do they always seem to have skin tight uniforms?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-12-2007, 11:07 PM
			
			
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