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Flames09 · 12-29-2006, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by wittynickname

I can agree on the first one.

But Derian Hatcher is far uglier than Smyth. Hatcher may be uglier than anyone on this planet.

Hatcher doesnt wear an Oilers jersey.

HPLovecraft · 12-29-2006, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jroc

Well it loks like i'm gonna have to stop scratching myself now...

It's not working for me either.

Flamesoholic · 12-29-2006, 08:15 PM

Well I only made it till Mulletboy showed up with no pants on, (at least I think it was Mulletboy, I could barely see through my hands covering my eyes).
My question to the puckbunny who made this atrosity......Really??? I mean, seriously?? Did someone steal your cat and threaten to drown it unless you put this horrorshow on the web? A game of truth or dare gone wrong perhaps. I mean come on, woman to woman....Shawn Horcoff, Ryan Smyth?? I'm struggling here, I don't get it.

Flames09 · 12-29-2006, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Flamesoholic

Well I only made it till Mulletboy showed up with no pants on, (at least I think it was Mulletboy, I could barely see through my hands covering my eyes).
My question to the puckbunny who made this atrosity......Really??? I mean, seriously?? Did someone steal your cat and threaten to drown it unless you put this horrorshow on the web? A game of truth or dare gone wrong perhaps. I mean come on, woman to woman....Shawn Horcoff, Ryan Smyth?? I'm struggling here, I don't get it.

I got in about 10 seconds and wanted to puke...

kylemile · 12-29-2006, 11:04 PM

that's so sexy it puts my avatar to shame.
KYLE TO THE MILE!

Dope-AS-Fack · 12-30-2006, 12:03 AM

what the hell was that all about

stuck_in_chuk · 12-30-2006, 12:07 AM

I'm not sure if it's just me, but...

It seems like Ryan Smyth's eyes are set too close together. Kind of like a dog that's been inbred too much or something. I know he can't help that, but at least get a haircut!

The immortal words of the late great Wesley Willis

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mullet off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber you're sick of looking like an a**hole

Cut the mullet

red '00 · 12-30-2006, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Lombogirl

You can't help but laugh when you see that

Flames09 · 12-30-2006, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by red '00

You can't help but laugh when you see that

Well atleast with him we know if he had a razor he wouldn't look as bad:

V · 12-30-2006, 03:06 AM

Parros is the most awesome looking player in the NHL. That look is just gold.

As for the video...I'm really hoping that's just done for the comedy. I really, really hope so. I only saw the first 30 seconds. Maybe it got better after that. Who knows.

Google Hot Oil if you want to see a blog dedicated to this kind of stuff. I'm guessing someone involved with that blog is involved with the making of this video.

red '00 · 12-30-2006, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Dominicwasalreadytaken

Google Hot Oil if you want to see a blog dedicated to this kind of stuff.

How would you know that? Hmm?

Five-hole · 12-30-2006, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by red '00

How would you know that? Hmm?

He was looking for a little .. enabler .. for those precious "alone times" he has.

Daradon · 12-30-2006, 07:35 AM

Their choice of music fits their choice of hairstyles.

Both are ten years old.

(Man I danced to that a decade ago...)

SargentD · 12-30-2006, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dominicwasalreadytaken

Parros is the most awesome looking player in the NHL. That look is just gold.

Too bored to try to remember. Is he the only 'moustache' of the NHL right now? And if yes, who was the last before Little George? The immortal Dave Babych maybe? Or Wendel Clark?

Table 5 · 12-30-2006, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Flames09

Well atleast with him we know if he had a razor he wouldn't look as bad

What are you talking about, that moustache kicks ass.

Peanut · 12-31-2006, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by wittynickname

...You know, I've heard of people being biased toward their team's players, but this is ridiculous. And frightening.

And Lombogirl, you missed this one:

That's a gooder.

The oilers video is hilarious, but the youtube comments are the best part. "Oh, that was so great, I sent it to all of my friends!!" ... seriously??!!

JerzeeGirl · 12-31-2006, 04:35 AM

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit - I can't believe that YouTube hasn't yanked that vid in the interests of public health safety (you'd think the damage to people's eyes and mental health is stressing health care budgets all over....)

FireFly · 12-31-2006, 02:03 PM

I think I must be undersexed because the other day I was thinking to myself that Smyth is pretty hot except for his Oilers jersey. Lupul is also hot; until he opens his mouth. (Kid must have the IQ of a kidney bean.) I think however, it's just that most hockey players are hot. Overall hottness has to go to the Flames though, by FAR. I did make it through a minute and a half of that video. It's like a car accident, but sooner or later, you just have to quit watching.

Azure · 12-31-2006, 03:11 PM

I can't believe I watched that.

Mango · 12-31-2006, 03:14 PM

I broke down and watched the video...no sure why. Interesting song selection. Wouldn't it make more sense to use this song in a Sedin video? Even so, I'll pass.