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		|  10-11-2018, 02:48 PM | #101 |  
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			We contributed an Ethan to last year. Don’t mind having a popular name.
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		|  10-11-2018, 02:55 PM | #102 |  
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					Originally Posted by Nancy  I feel really sorry for the one boy named Teancum. |  
Dear god. I hope that's at least pronounced differently than what it looks like. Just imagine all the British prostitute jokes that kid will hear.
		 
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		|  10-11-2018, 02:57 PM | #103 |  
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			28 Daxtons. Come on.
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		|  10-11-2018, 03:00 PM | #104 |  
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			Not a single OMG!WTF!
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		|  10-11-2018, 03:01 PM | #105 |  
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			Noah is lame.
		 
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		|  10-11-2018, 03:29 PM | #106 |  
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		|  10-11-2018, 03:56 PM | #107 |  
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					Originally Posted by CMPunk  Raiden is way cooler the Stephen  |  
WAAAAAAAAY cooler
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		|  10-11-2018, 04:21 PM | #108 |  
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					Originally Posted by northcrunk  Ashoka is a Indian name. He was a famous emperor who ruled pretty much all of the Indian subcontinent from c. 268 to 232 BCE |  
Well yah, it's easy to conquer an empire of dudes with spears and stuff when you come down in a motherf****** spaceship.
		 
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		|  10-12-2018, 09:51 AM | #109 |  
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					Originally Posted by Wormius  Positivity: Excel, Success, Handsome, Lucky, Sublime, Victory, Win.
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 2 more Hollands as well.
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		|  10-12-2018, 09:53 AM | #110 |  
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					Originally Posted by Wormius  Positivity: Excel, Success, Handsome, Lucky, Sublime, Victory, Win.
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Oakland?  WTF?
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		|  10-12-2018, 09:57 AM | #111 |  
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					Originally Posted by Erick Estrada  Oakland?  WTF? |  
Some of those I wonder if the parents thought they were asked "place of conception".  That might also explain some of the car names.
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		|  10-12-2018, 10:18 AM | #112 |  
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			Nitorious-Shyne?  
 
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		|  10-12-2018, 10:24 AM | #113 |  
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			I noticed Anger, Charisma-Lee, Temperance, Riot, Roar, Steed, Steel, Stone, Uno and Xyrañus.
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		|  10-13-2018, 09:26 AM | #114 |  
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					Originally Posted by OutOfTheCube  We contributed an Ethan to last year. Don’t mind having a popular name. |  
Seems a bit Oilers-y.
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		|  10-13-2018, 09:30 AM | #115 |  
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					Originally Posted by SebC  Seems a bit Oilers-y. |  
Is it? Do they have an Ethan? I remember Ethan Moreau but apparently he last played for them in 2010 and now I feel old.
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		|  10-13-2018, 09:44 AM | #116 |  
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					Originally Posted by Misterpants  Lol 28 Daxton's? I like the ones that people just say eff it, I'll spell it the way I want. Benjammin? Whatever, its like reggae and stuff. |  
Whenever I see some of these insane names all I can think about is when they're filling out the Birth Certificate:
 
"I understand that you havent slept in days, one of you has been heavily medicated on sedatives mostly used on horses and the other has been downing coffee and Red Bulls spiked with three different types of booze and crushed Vicodin. 
 
Now here...fill out this legal document. What could go wrong?"
		 
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		|  10-13-2018, 10:00 AM | #117 |  
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					Originally Posted by Locke  Whenever I see some of these insane names all I can think about is when they're filling out the Birth Certificate:
 "I understand that you havent slept in days, one of you has been heavily medicated on sedatives mostly used on horses and the other has been downing coffee and Red Bulls spiked with three different types of booze and crushed Vicodin.
 
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You give the drugs too much credit.  Most of these names are picked out well in advance of the birth.
		 
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		|  10-13-2018, 10:09 AM | #118 |  
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					Originally Posted by OutOfTheCube  We contributed an Ethan to last year. Don’t mind having a popular name. |  
Much better to have a semi popular name than one of these oddly spelt "trending" names that will be WTF were we thinking moments in 5 years.
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		|  10-13-2018, 10:11 AM | #119 |  
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			1 kid named Chad....two named Chadly.  Didnt think I would see the day where I was outnumbered by people named Chadly....For girls....8 pages of names starting with A.
		 
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		|  10-13-2018, 10:13 AM | #120 |  
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					Originally Posted by FireFly  You give the drugs too much credit.  Most of these names are picked out well in advance of the birth. |  
Well then....
   
I was trying to give people who made bad name choices a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card by blaming it on shady Doctors playing pranks on new parents at their most vulnerable moment, but if what you say is true there is going to be a lot of kids with parental resentment in the near future.
		 
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