06-13-2018, 01:49 PM
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#181
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UnModerator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia.
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Originally Posted by GranteedEV
Transformers 2 - Who might have thought an hour+ of nonstop loud noises might not be so bearable in a theater? Should have brought those noise mufflers that you use when mowing the lawn.
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https://youtu.be/0kognysmDBE?t=1m20s
Your argument is invalid.
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06-13-2018, 05:18 PM
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#182
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First round-bust
Join Date: Feb 2015
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Some more:
- Skyline. Someone else already mentioned it and wow it was bad
- Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. Painfully terrible.
- Any Uwe Boll movie, but especially that one with Jason Statham that had a huge budget that was basically just a Lord of the Rings ripoff.
- Transporter: Refuelled. Ed Skrein is no Statham.
I actually don't mind most Emmerich movies. Godzilla is absolutely awful but otherwise I think they're all watchable. Independence Day is a lot of fun, and so is The Day After Tomorrow.
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06-13-2018, 06:20 PM
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#183
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On Hiatus
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Calgary Alberta Canada
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Originally Posted by troutman
Bindair Dondat?
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Still cant figure out were they went swimming in that movie.
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06-13-2018, 06:29 PM
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#184
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Originally Posted by Violator
Still cant figure out were they went swimming in that movie.
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Looks like Sheep River? Somewhere SW of Calgary.
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06-13-2018, 06:45 PM
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#185
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: the middle
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The Avengers (the one with Sean Connery and Uma Thurman) was my first realization that movies could be objectively bad, and that nobody could like them. I was 11 when that movie came out so obviously there were movies I thought were bad but my parents liked them, or my sisters liked them, or whatever else (so boring movies, 'girlie' movies, etc.). But that was the first time I remember thinking that something was clearly not right with the movie, and that nobody could like it. For that it holds a special place in my heart.
Stealth is the worst movie I have watched this month.
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06-13-2018, 07:06 PM
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#186
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by Violator
Still cant figure out were they went swimming in that movie.
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Wasn’t it out near / at elbow falls?
Can’t believe no one has mentioned Showgirls.
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06-13-2018, 07:14 PM
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#187
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#1 Goaltender
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Originally Posted by Brendone
Wasn’t it out near / at elbow falls?
Can’t believe no one has mentioned Showgirls.
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Throw enough nudity into a show and anything is watchable.
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06-13-2018, 07:49 PM
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#188
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by mikephoen
Throw enough nudity into a show and anything is watchable.
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That’s what I thought before I saw it, but I was wrong. Unwatchable piece of crap
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06-13-2018, 11:52 PM
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#189
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Brisbane
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Showgirls has become a cult classic and some reviewers have changed their tune. It was unfairly criticised as a serious drama when it is actually a half decent dark satire.
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06-14-2018, 01:56 AM
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#190
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Montréal, QC
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Hall Pass with Owen Wilson, just a lazy comedy for dumb people.
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06-14-2018, 04:06 AM
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#191
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Barnet - North London
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Thanks for the recommendation!
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06-14-2018, 10:55 AM
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#192
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Coach
Legion.
I love Paul Bettany, but this was special kinds of bad. One of the only films I've ever felt like walking out in the middle of.
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Did your sense of humor check out when you sat down to watch it? That movie is hilarious! Definitely more entertainment value than other serious 'attempts'.
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06-14-2018, 10:59 AM
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#193
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Lifetime Suspension
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I didn't even mind Shyamalan's the Village,
But The Last Airbender is where I drew the line. I think BVS could get a special award for prolonged painfulness and if played on repeat could be used for torture, but TLA is bad in every way.
Amazing Spider Man 2 is up there. It has a special place in movie hell too. Jamie Foxx's character losing his #### over Spidey/people forgetting his birthday? And a techno synced pure CG fight sequence...good lord. A lot of controversy over it though cause a portion of people liked it. I remember there was clashing on here. But that movie was so easy to hate for many reasons. And it takes a lot to get me to actively hate on a film. Usually if something's bad I just forget about it, but that one's special.
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06-14-2018, 11:39 AM
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#194
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Franchise Player
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- Summer of Sam
- Boondock Saints
- Super Mario Brothers.
Hilariously I just realized John Lequizamo is in two of those.
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06-14-2018, 02:41 PM
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#195
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Bruno was really bad too. I liked Borat, but found Bruno offensive and unfunny. Really turned on SBC because of that piece of crap.
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06-14-2018, 03:20 PM
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#196
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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Originally Posted by trackercowe
Bruno was really bad too. I liked Borat, but found Bruno offensive and unfunny. Really turned on SBC because of that piece of crap.
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Some of what Borat did was a little mean spirited but he was always kind of endearing. Bruno was just so staged and, with the exception of a few parts, failed to match the hilarity of the original Ali G show skits.
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06-14-2018, 03:30 PM
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#197
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In the Sin Bin
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: compton
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I laughed way too hard at the Milli Vanilli bit in Bruno. That was worth my matinee priced admission. Content to never watch it again though.
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06-14-2018, 08:25 PM
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#198
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by trackercowe
Bruno was really bad too. I liked Borat, but found Bruno offensive and unfunny. Really turned on SBC because of that piece of crap.
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The bar was set high with Borat. Nothing he does will ever be as good as that. I enjoyed Ali-G as well. But he’s made some stinkers for sure. Brothers Grimsby or whatever was terrible too. The elephant scene was just stupid.
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06-14-2018, 08:32 PM
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#199
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First round-bust
Join Date: Feb 2015
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The Great Wall.
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