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Old 05-10-2018, 03:58 PM   #1
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Russian President Vladimir Putin scored five goals in an exhibition hockey game with former NHL stars on Thursday.

In what has become an annual tradition given ample airtime on state TV, Putin played on a “Legends of Hockey” team, alongside big names of the past, such as Pavel Bure and Slava Fetisov.

The opposition was comprised of amateur players, plus a governor and a pro-Putin billionaire. Putin’s team won the mostly slow-paced game 12-7.

Five goals was on the low side by Putin’s standards — he scored eight in the 2015 game and seven last year. The 65-year-old Russian president took up hockey late in life after being a keen judo competitor in his youth.

Amateur-league hockey players set a “wonderful example” for ordinary Russians, Putin said, adding “thanks to you, millions of people make a choice in favour of a healthy lifestyle.”
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Can he play Right Wing?
Nyet. Being right wing does not make you lieutenant colonel in KGB.
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Nyet. Being right wing does not make you lieutenant colonel in KGB.

Actually I thought that the wings thing was opposite in soviet Russia


here the left is liberal and the right is conservative


In soviet Russian the Left is Conservative and the Right is Liberal, and since Putin is far from Liberal he's a natural Left Winger


And we don't need anymore of those.
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Meh. Kim Jong-Un would have got 10 easily. With no stick.
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Any info on who the Safeway score and win winner is?
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Actually I thought that the wings thing was opposite in soviet Russia


here the left is liberal and the right is conservative


In soviet Russian the Left is Conservative and the Right is Liberal, and since Putin is far from Liberal he's a natural Left Winger


And we don't need anymore of those.
Both here and in Russia, the Communist Party stands on the extreme Left. The meaning of ‘conservative’ depends entirely on the existing structure of society that you are trying to conserve – and conservatives in Russia are trying to conserve what's left of the Soviet system.

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Any info on who the Safeway score and win winner is?
Dmitri Medvedev.
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They're using the Flames goal horn!
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Nyet. Being right wing does not make you lieutenant colonel in KGB.
I don’t know why but this made me think of this



Ve vill ask the questions!

The KGB vill vait for no one!
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Any info on who the Safeway score and win winner is?
Also Putin.
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Guy has like $200 billion dollars and still needs petty crap like this.
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Guy has like $200 billion dollars and still needs petty crap like this.
All the money in the world can't scratch this particular kind of itch. As Aristotle said, men do not become dictators in order to keep warm.
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Old 05-10-2018, 04:53 PM   #14
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Too bad he didn't sustain a career-ending injury.
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Too bad he didn't sustain a career-ending injury.
When Putin gets injured, his career is not the one that ends.
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Amateur-league hockey players set a “wonderful example” for ordinary Russians, Putin said, adding “thanks to you, millions of people make a choice in favour of a healthy lifestyle.

Is that even possible in Russia?
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Amateur-league hockey players set a “wonderful example” for ordinary Russians, Putin said, adding “thanks to you, millions of people make a choice in favour of a healthy lifestyle.

Is that even possible in Russia?
You're talking about a country where average life expectancy for men is approximately 10 years less than the rest of the developed world, simply because so many people drink themselves to death. Everything is relative.
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I saw the highlights. No one dared trying to take the puck away from Putin. Lol

He is getting older though. He scored 11 years ago in this event.
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Old 05-10-2018, 07:19 PM   #19
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Nobody can lick Putin, except maybe Trump
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Nobody can lick Putin, except maybe Trump
How about sending Brad Marchand after both of them?
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