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		|  11-06-2017, 03:22 PM | #1 |  
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		| Four of five people found naked after a two-vehicle crash in Nisku that RCMP call ‘not accidental’ are being treated for injuries in hospital. 
 Leduc RCMP called to the crash at 9:47 a.m. Monday on Township Road 510 in Nisku found a vehicle in the ditch before taking five people into custody, all of them “not clothed at the time of their arrest,” said RCMP Cpl. Laurel Scott in a news release. Four of the five were transported to hospital.
 
 “Preliminary investigation leads RCMP to believe that this collision was not accidental. RCMP believe that drugs and/or alcohol are a contributing factor to this collision,” said Scott.
 
 The Leduc general investigation section, forensic identification section, criminal collision investigation team and the collision analyst are all assisting in what will be a comprehensive investigation, added Scott.
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		|  11-06-2017, 03:25 PM | #2 |  
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		| RCMP believe that drugs and/or alcohol are a contributing factor to this collision,” said Scott. |  
Willing to bet it's far more of the "and", quite a bit less "or".
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		|  11-06-2017, 03:28 PM | #3 |  
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			Theres two fuzzes? Thats two too many.
		 
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		|  11-06-2017, 03:30 PM | #4 |  
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			It's not uncommon for people suffering from hypothermia to remove their clothes. Paradoxical undressing.
 Doesn't sound like that's the case with them being arrested, but just a weird tidbit about our brains workings.
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		|  11-06-2017, 03:30 PM | #5 |  
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			You telling me a bunch of drunk, drugged out naked people in two separate cars   intentionally crashed their cars in a ditch? 
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		|  11-06-2017, 03:33 PM | #6 |  
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					Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger  You telling me a bunch of drunk, drugged out naked people in two separate cars  intentionally crashed their cars in a ditch? |  
Might be misreading it a bit. They could have crashed and then ended up in the ditch...not crashing in the ditch. In that case, everything makes sense.
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		|  11-06-2017, 03:37 PM | #7 |  
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			Sounds like the script to a weird David Cronenberg movie.
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		|  11-06-2017, 04:20 PM | #9 |  
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					Originally Posted by Locke  Theres two fuzzes? Thats two too many. |  
There can be only one!
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		|  11-06-2017, 04:32 PM | #10 |  
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			Highlander references always get a thanks.
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		|  11-06-2017, 06:27 PM | #11 |  
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					Originally Posted by locke  theirs to fuzzes? Thats too to many. |    
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I can't place my finger on it, but I feel like I'm being made fun of here.
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		|  11-06-2017, 06:59 PM | #13 |  
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			9:47 am???
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			So it turns out some of these people were actually kidnapped?
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		|  11-08-2017, 06:28 AM | #16 |  
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			A man, woman and 6 week old baby were kidnapped.  But the 5 kidnappers were the ones naked?  I'm still lost as to what possibly could have happened    |  
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		|  11-08-2017, 07:15 AM | #18 |  
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			I wonder if they were trying not to leave evidence or something...
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		|  11-08-2017, 07:37 AM | #19 |  
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			Apparently the five were all women too??
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		|  11-08-2017, 07:38 AM | #20 |  
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			Inspired by Jackass and Nitrocircus?
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