Edmonton is No Good Episode 4: New Rink, Same Stink

[calgarybean]

Edmonton is No Good V: Good? Oh Hell No!
Edmonton is No Good V: Die, Connor, Die
Edmonton is No Good V: Orange, Blue & still no good
Edmonton is No Good V: Fail Hard w/a Vengeance
Edmonton is No Good V: Despicable Team

[getbak]

E=NG V : Orange is the New Blech

[This post is terrible]

Originally Posted by getbak

E=NG V : Orange is the New Blech

Replace "Blech" with "Suck", even though Blech makes more sense, Suck has a nice ring to it.

[GullFoss]

Edmonton is No Good V: Delusions of competence

It just fits...you know? Simple, hits deep, rings true

[doncherry]

Edmonton is No Good V: Chia Oils the Dry Saddle

[Galakanokis]

Edmonton is No Good V: Still Crappy After All These Firsts.

[jessnuts]

E=NG V; False Gods and Failed Prophesies

[saXon]

Originally Posted by doncherry

Edmonton is No Good V: Chia Oils the Dry Saddle

[Cali Panthers Fan]

Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop

"Edmonton is No Good V: Sweat Pants and Good Shoes."

A timeless classic that never goes out of style.

Edmonton is No Good V: ...URINE!!!

[GreenLantern2814]

Edmonton is No Good V: They Won Four Goddamn Lotteries

[Cali Panthers Fan]

It's been awhile...time to post this again.

https://soundcloud.com/ignitedsoul13...-edmonton-mike

[Lanny'sDaMan]

Originally Posted by calgarybean

Edmonton is No Good V: Good? Oh Hell No!
Edmonton is No Good V: Die, Connor, Die
Edmonton is No Good V: Orange, Blue & still no good
Edmonton is No Good V: Fail Hard w/a Vengeance
Edmonton is No Good V: Despicable Team

I've been laughing at the bolded for 5 minutes straight now.

[Toonage]

Originally Posted by getbak

E=NG V : Orange is the New Blech

Perfect.

[dash_pinched]

Jared‏@JaredOfLondon
my favourite thing about a potential RNH trade is that he was compared to Gretzky with zero irony or sarcasm by EDM media

Spoiler!

[drewtastic]

Originally Posted by dash_pinched

Jared‏@JaredOfLondon
my favourite thing about a potential RNH trade is that he was compared to Gretzky with zero irony or sarcasm by EDM media

Spoiler!

I'd say that so far, only Yakupov has proven to be MOST "like Gretzky", because he's also played for St. Louis.

[Enoch Root]

Gretzky, Messier, Kurri... good times.

Five years later, Messier and Kurri were traded for a #4 defenseman and a project.

And they have almost no choice but to trade Gretzky as well. Either that or they won't be able to re-sign Maroon. Without Maroon, they lose much of their size up front. Without RNH, they lose much of their (already desperately thin) depth up front.

Either way, they're in bad shape.

And even though RNH is a better player than Eberle, the challenge is that they need to move the $6M cap hit, but can't take a similar cap hit back. That will force them to take something like a 3-4 defenseman plus a pick for him.

The Edmonton Oilers: the gift that keeps on giving!

[bzoo02]

Edmonton is No Good V: The Salary Cap Strikes Back

[Locke]

Edmonton is No Good V: You'll never Find a More Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy.

[Heavy Jack]

Edmonton is no good V: Fool us once shame on you, fool us twice.... we can't get fooled again

[djsFlames]

Originally Posted by dash_pinched

Jared‏@JaredOfLondon
my favourite thing about a potential RNH trade is that he was compared to Gretzky with zero irony or sarcasm by EDM media

Spoiler!

Wow. That's embarrassing.

Soon well look back and laugh at all the outrageous articles and tweets put out there this past year in a very similar way.