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Old 05-06-2017, 07:18 PM   #21
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I'm really at a loss on this one. Is there anybody else here that does this?
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Old 05-06-2017, 07:23 PM   #22
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Wait, so not flushing it is actually an option? Really?
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Old 05-06-2017, 07:25 PM   #23
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The only time I've heard of not flushing is people who use baby wipes or similar. But most of those are now toilet safe.
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Old 05-06-2017, 07:27 PM   #24
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If you're not flushing it you might as well cut to the chase and just wear a diaper. You've already completely given up, why bother even going to the toilet
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Old 05-06-2017, 07:29 PM   #25
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Is this common in Middle Eastern culture? That's OP's background I think.
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Old 05-06-2017, 07:31 PM   #26
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http://www.wheredoiputthepaper.com/
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Old 05-06-2017, 07:32 PM   #27
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Old 05-06-2017, 07:44 PM   #28
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Doesn't your gf ask why there is bloody poopy toilet paper in the garbage can?
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Old 05-06-2017, 07:50 PM   #29
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Did you forget to sign back in as ToewsFan or Par when you made the thread? Christ
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Old 05-06-2017, 07:51 PM   #30
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It's calgaryblood.
Right.

Doesn't the man who breaks into your house to leave random bags in your bathtub wonder why there is poopy bloody tp in the garbage can?

Or maybe the bags were a hint that you need to dispose of it better?
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Old 05-06-2017, 07:55 PM   #31
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Id be curious to see if a poll yields more than one vote in the garbage can column, but wtf should probably be the third choice

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Old 05-06-2017, 08:00 PM   #32
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The best option is the bum-gun + throw in the garbage. Sans bum-gun, flushing is mandatory.

The north-american paper-only butt-cleaning protocol is, frankly, disgusting. If there was a smear of poo on your floor, there's no way you'd grab a paper towel, give it two or three wipes, and declare it 'clean' so why do that with your own butt?

Bum guns are cheap, easy to install, and easy to use. Anyone who doesn't have one is a poo-covered ape.
Or wet wipes. Using toilet paper only is foul.
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People actually throw their tissue paper in the garbage?

On a related note, I admit that I have ran out of toilet paper on occasion, so i just use soap and water, and wipe the "brown stuff" into the sink, and then make sure I rinse thoroughly. I hate it when that happens...it takes a lot of soap to get the smell off of your hands.

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People actually throw their tissue paper in the garbage?

On a related note, I admit that I have ran out of toilet paper on occasion, so i just use soap and water, and wipe the "brown stuff" into the sink, and then make sure I rinse thoroughly.
What the fa!!

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What the fa!!

Bunch of plague spreaders.
It's easier on the "place where the sun don't shine."
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Why bother ####ting in the toilet? Just use the garbage can
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When I was in Greece, there were signs in some areas saying not to flush toilet paper.
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People actually throw their tissue paper in the garbage?

On a related note, I admit that I have ran out of toilet paper on occasion, so i just use soap and water, and wipe the "brown stuff" into the sink, and then make sure I rinse thoroughly. I hate it when that happens...it takes a lot of soap to get the smell off of your hands.
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People actually throw their tissue paper in the garbage?

On a related note, I admit that I have ran out of toilet paper on occasion, so i just use soap and water, and wipe the "brown stuff" into the sink, and then make sure I rinse thoroughly. I hate it when that happens...it takes a lot of soap to get the smell off of your hands.
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This is some wonderful next level trolling.
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