See, April Fool's day can be fun when people actually put some effort in. I appreciate the effort. I'm sure as hell not going to do it, but I can enjoy a good prank on someone else.
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The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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Need some election interference? The Russian Foreign Ministry is ready to help -- or so it says on April Fools’ Day. On Saturday, the ministry posted on its Facebook page an audio file of the purported new automated telephone switchboard message for Russian embassies.
“To arrange a call from a Russian diplomat to your political opponent, press 1,” the recording begins, in Russian and English. Press 2 “to use the services of Russian hackers,” and 3 “to request election interference.”
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With what is going on now in the country, I couldn’t stand by any longer merely as a citizen. I knew I had to take a bigger stand. So that’s why I’m running for Congress. My hope is to challenge Davin Nunes for his seat in 2018.
I worked until midnight last night and got to sleep around 1am. At 730am my wife rolled over and said the neighbor just texted her saying my car door was wide open. Now my car has been broken into 3 times this year (left it unlocked like an idiot all 3 times), so I panicked and ran outside. Sure enough, door is wide open. I run on the exposed aggregate in bare feet quickly to look inside to see if anything was taken.
My four year old screams "April fools day daddy!!" from the back seat.
I beat the ever living tar out of that little $%&##&.
All of it is true except the beating my child part
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