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Old 03-31-2017, 09:57 AM   #1
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Default April Fool's Day 2017


It's officially April 1 in some parts of the world already, so remember to be careful when reading any "news" stories or company press releases over the next 36 hours or so.



Apparently, the folks at WestJet didn't want to work on a Saturday, so they put theirs out a day early...

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Old 03-31-2017, 09:59 AM   #2
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April Fools, the dumbest of all "Days".
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I wonder what the jokes posts will be this year? Probably something like Flames are leaving Calgary.
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Ha, I remember back in the day my mom got super mad that they were going to ban Fleury from the NHL for being too short-The Sun reported it I think
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Don't tell anyone, but I wired my neighbors house with 3 pounds of c4 and when midnight hits, I'm launching it to the moon. April Fools day you none dog poop picking up, playing your rock and or roll music too loudly while not shoveling your sidewalk jerk.

shhhh don't tell anyone.
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Google maps doing a Ms. Pacman thing again.

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The relief of it being on the weekend this year and you dont have to deal with the "Michael Scott" of your workplace.
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The relief of it being on the weekend this year and you dont have to deal with the "Michael Scott" of your workplace.
Company policy states that holidays that fall on the weekend shall be observed on the Friday. Today is April fools day!!!

Of course its not a real holiday, saying that I need a fun idea for April Fools for a 6 year old. I'd like to initiate him to this crappy tradition.
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Old 03-31-2017, 12:04 PM   #9
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Tell him your getting divorced.

or borrow someones dog and pretend he got a new pet. Then April Fools it away.

In the middle of the night turn on your smoke alarm and pretend the house is on fire.

Hide all of the toys in the house and pretend they got stolen. Same works for bikes too.
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Old 03-31-2017, 12:08 PM   #10
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April Fools, the dumbest of all "Days".
You're confusing it with Pie Day
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Are you telling me that you don't like . . . pie
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Tell him your getting divorced.

or borrow someones dog and pretend he got a new pet. Then April Fools it away.

In the middle of the night turn on your smoke alarm and pretend the house is on fire.

Hide all of the toys in the house and pretend they got stolen. Same works for bikes too.
These remind me of the Jimmy Kimmel videos where the parents pretend to eat their kids Halloween candy and film their response. They make me mad. I know yours were jokes, well besides the divorced one we are saving that for Xmas.
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A Vegas blogger contributing a day early:
https://www.vegasbright.com/2017/03/...ns-five-years/
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These remind me of the Jimmy Kimmel videos where the parents pretend to eat their kids Halloween candy and film their response. They make me mad. I know yours were jokes, well besides the divorced one we are saving that for Xmas.
I want to Grinch my kids at Christmas. They go to sleep and I pack everything up.
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These remind me of the Jimmy Kimmel videos where the parents pretend to eat their kids Halloween candy and film their response. They make me mad. I know yours were jokes, well besides the divorced one we are saving that for Xmas.
I was supposed to just pretend to eat all of it? Huh, well then, jokes on me I guess.
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Will Arnett commenting "live" on random daily office scenes at the Netflix HQ: https://www.netflix.com/watch/80180562
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April Fools, the dumbest of all "Days".
Worse than Pi Day? May the fourth? Mar10 day? I dunno, I think these days on social media are worse.
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I wonder what the jokes posts will be this year? Probably something like Flames are leaving Calgary.
even worse is that it's pretty easy to predict which user(s) are going to do it and try too hard.

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