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				Flames vs Penguins, 7:00 MDT. Sportsnet West, Fan 960
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			Warmer weather and the Flames on a hot streak. Coincidence?! Here's hoping the boys keep it alive! 
Penguins?! On the loose in Stampede City?! Waddle we do?! Will Our Hero put Pittsburgh's hopes of victory on ice?! Tune in tonight - same Puppet-time, same Puppet-channel!
 
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			03-13-2017, 09:28 AM
			
			
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			Calgary is where Penguins come to die!! 
 
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			03-13-2017, 09:33 AM
			
			
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			Chance to tie franchise record with 10 straight wins, at home, against the defending Stanley Cup champs. Doesn't get much better than this! 
 
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			03-13-2017, 09:33 AM
			
			
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			03-13-2017, 09:35 AM
			
			
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			03-13-2017, 09:36 AM
			
			
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			Roast Penguin 
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			03-13-2017, 09:36 AM
			
			
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			03-13-2017, 09:44 AM
			
			
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			03-13-2017, 09:47 AM
			
			
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			[PGT] 
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			03-13-2017, 09:47 AM
			
			
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			Elliot's shutout streak is at 128 minutes.  The longest I found previously was a Kipper streak in 2009 at 169 minutes.  So he can set a new team record about 2 minutes into the third period.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			03-13-2017, 09:48 AM
			
			
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			03-13-2017, 09:52 AM
			
			
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			03-13-2017, 09:52 AM
			
			
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			03-13-2017, 09:52 AM
			
			
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			03-13-2017, 09:57 AM
			
			
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			03-13-2017, 10:01 AM
			
			
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			03-13-2017, 10:03 AM
			
			
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			03-13-2017, 10:07 AM
			
			
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			03-13-2017, 10:24 AM
			
			
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			03-13-2017, 10:25 AM
			
			
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