12-03-2016, 08:38 AM
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#2621
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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Those terrible Calgary Hitmen 960 commercials where they basically just rattle off as many hockey slang words as they can possibly jam into a 30 second commercial. "Celly! Top cheese! Bar down!". I actually cringe listening to it cuz it's so embarrassingly awkward.
It reminds me of some 90s show where some middle aged white guy tries to talk street in a cringe-worthy attempt to sound cool. "Sup homies! Grab your best shorty & hit up my crib and chill, we'll raise the roof! Bling-bling beeotch! Bring that cheddar, gonna be the bomb! Peace, dawg". So painful
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12-03-2016, 11:50 AM
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#2622
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by 4X4
Another set of commercials are are so f'n stupid that I scramble for the mute button are the Nissan commercials. Especially that one where the guy comes running out of the house in the dog suit to scare away the cat on his car.
First time I saw that one, my buddy and I simultaneously looked at each other in disbelief and anger at the sheer lameness of it.
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It sound like those hockey idiots in Letterkenny. Maybe it's supposed to. "Sickest flow bro"
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12-06-2016, 01:51 PM
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#2623
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Calgary
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TheLegend27
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12-28-2016, 07:00 PM
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#2624
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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I'm ready to put my fist through the TV when those stupid Nike commercials come on during WJC - that Siri voice is so grating and the commercial seems to go on and on and on and on....
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12-28-2016, 09:00 PM
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#2625
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: SW
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^ who wrote/directed/conceived that ####?
The first time I saw that I said to a friend, "That's enough, right there, to boycott NIKE for the rest of my life!"
He said, "yeah"
So I got that going for me, which is nice.
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12-29-2016, 05:43 PM
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#2626
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tete
I'm ready to put my fist through the TV when those stupid Nike commercials come on during WJC - that Siri voice is so grating and the commercial seems to go on and on and on and on....
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Couldnt agree more, this commercial instantly makes me want to throw a remote at my TV.
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01-07-2017, 08:09 PM
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#2627
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: wearing raccoons for boots
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Shane Homes, what a stupid commercial. Lets add a room...lets make the garage wider...lets make the whole house wider... Nevermind what that would cost and the lot size and lot coverage rules. Dummies.
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01-07-2017, 10:49 PM
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#2628
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Franchise Player
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The All Star game commercials on Sportsnet are just awful
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01-08-2017, 08:39 PM
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#2629
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Pas, MB
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The Freedom Mobile commercial with the horrible song.
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01-14-2017, 07:14 PM
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#2630
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maryland State House, Annapolis
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The commercials on CTV telling you how awesome it is to advertise on CTV that have been running during football.
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01-14-2017, 08:05 PM
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#2631
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Franchise Player
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Chevy commercials haven't been good since the late '90s, but this one with the dogs is just horrible
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01-14-2017, 08:11 PM
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#2632
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by btimbit
Chevy commercials haven't been good since the late '90s, but this one with the dogs is just horrible
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Honda appears to have a new commercial for the Civic that is easily the worst commercial I have ever seen. It has a couple guys sitting in the back seat of a new Civic making akward noises because it has heated seats.
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01-27-2017, 06:55 AM
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#2633
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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The new Coke commercial is rage-inducing. I think I'd rather have the ######ing polar bears back...
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02-09-2017, 01:17 PM
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#2635
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Quote:
Originally Posted by puffnstuff
Shane Homes, what a stupid commercial. Lets add a room...lets make the garage wider...lets make the whole house wider... Nevermind what that would cost and the lot size and lot coverage rules. Dummies.
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And what red blooded man would ever be excited about his and hers sinks?
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02-09-2017, 01:21 PM
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#2636
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
And what red blooded man would ever be excited about his and hers sinks?
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Plumbers and Contractors?
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02-09-2017, 01:29 PM
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#2637
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Superflyer
The milk commercial where I believe they are doing the mannequin challenge. Everything about that commercial is terrible from their faces to the music. Just brutal
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And the biggest issue with this one (and other parodies) is that the meme fails if it's not playing the original song.
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02-09-2017, 02:52 PM
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#2638
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Franchise Player
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There's some insurance commercial with guy in a robotic dolphin, going along with real dolphins in the ocean. And it's played totally seriously. It's terrible.
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02-09-2017, 02:54 PM
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#2639
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OutOfTheCube
There's some insurance commercial with guy in a robotic dolphin, going along with real dolphins in the ocean. And it's played totally seriously. It's terrible.
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Merry Christmas!
In other news, I'd love to see the insurance claim if he were to hit one.
"You killed a what? What the hell were you doing?"
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02-09-2017, 09:10 PM
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#2640
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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Oh man those dolphin insurance commercials are painful. Thankfully they've started airing a slightly less awful one.
Is it Michael j Fox doing the voiceover for those? Kinda sounds like him.
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