Yer Most Hated Line(s) From Songs

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Puppet Guy

anything that's ever been written or sung by Bon Jovi.

Bon Jovi just really needs to tell you about his life, that its his life, and hes going to live it his way unapologetically.

[Methanolic]

"You used to call me on your cell phone"

...When I was wearing timberlands and a down filled jacket indoors playing imaginary ping-pong on the stairs, all the while looking forward to drooling all over Ree-Anna (don't want to know correct spelling) as she accepts a "life time" achievement award at the age of 28.


..BWauGHHuffff!!!!

[Wormius]

To make this interesting, it should be most hated line from a song you like. Otherwise it's just a list of songs you hate.

[corporatejay]

Originally Posted by polak

Every single Kanye West lyric ever. This coming from someone who thinks he's one of the best producers of all time.

The guy is a terrible rapper.

I'm going to vehemently disagree with you here and I don't even need to look further than his most recent song.

I've been woken from enlightened man's dream
Checkin' Instagram comments to crowdsource my self esteem

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by octothorp

I have a love/hate relationship with Africa, but "I know that I must do what's right, as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti" is awful, the worst simile in music. It's this weird double-nested simile, the first of which is an "as... as" simile, the second of which is a "like" simile comparing one mountain to another, but then there's a misplaced modifier on the mountain that makes it seem like it's Olympus that is rising above the Serengeti... and then there's just so many syllables crammed into that line.

At least I thought it was the worst simile in music, until I heard the line "I love you like a lovesong." I have no words for how dumb that is.

I always heard that at "leopress". Which kind of made sense to me. This is weird where the misheard lyrics makes more sense than the original.

[Machiavelli]

I generally do not like country music, but for some reason enjoy Carrie Underwood's "Smoke Break."

I don't know if I hate it, but this line always makes me roll my eyes: "first generation to go to college instead of driving a tractor"

Love Eminem, hate this line:
"Now you get to watch her leave
out the window/Guess that's why they call it window pane"

[corporatejay]

Originally Posted by Machiavelli

I generally do not like country music, but for some reason enjoy Carrie Underwood's "Smoke Break."

I don't know if I hate it, but this line always makes me roll my eyes: "first generation to go to college instead of driving a tractor"

Love Eminem, hate this line:
"Now you get to watch her leave
out the window/Guess that's why they call it window pane"

That eminem line is cringe inducing. Like someone in high school wrote it.

[Locke]

Rap is hilarious for fantastic but just cringe-inducing lyrics. My buddy and I have a bit of a running game of 'best rap lyrics.'

He is currently still winning with: "I get more ass than a toilet seat."

I dont even know who sang that but what a line.

[CorsiHockeyLeague]

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh noooooooooooooooo

[corporatejay]

Originally Posted by Locke

Rap is hilarious for fantastic but just cringe-inducing lyrics. My buddy and I have a bit of a running game of 'best rap lyrics.'

He is currently still winning with: "I get more ass than a toilet seat."

I dont even know who sang that but what a line.

Eminem feat. Nate Dogg - Shake That Ass

[KTrain]

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick.

[PostandIn]

Originally Posted by Wormius

I always heard that at "leopress". Which kind of made sense to me. This is weird where the misheard lyrics makes more sense than the original.

I've always heard it as "empress". And the rest of your post.

Edit: had a listen and it actually is Olympus. And it's a ####tier lyric.

[Coach]

Originally Posted by Locke

Rap is hilarious for fantastic but just cringe-inducing lyrics. My buddy and I have a bit of a running game of 'best rap lyrics.'

He is currently still winning with: "I get more ass than a toilet seat."

I dont even know who sang that but what a line.

Pretty much every line from Colt 45 could win that game.

[Coach]

Originally Posted by KTrain

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick.

"I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch"

What garbage.

[Weitz]

"Got a bill in my mouth, like I'm Hillary Rodham"

[2Stonedbirds]

And I was stuck on Joy, that was her name
We didn't talk much
She was a nervous girl
I was a nervous boy
We stuck together like glue on glue
Dancing to an old song
Bobby Vinton's Blue on Blue
Heartache on heartache

Who was gonna be
Who would be the first to dance
Who was gonna be
Who would be the first to kiss
Under those patio lanterns

[Coach]

Every single second of "Patio Lanterns" is pure torture.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by MattyC

Every single second of "Patio Lanterns" is pure torture.

I feel the same about "Blurred Lines". Catchy tune, but damn the lyrics are rapey sounding.

[VANFLAMESFAN]

From the brilliant mind of one Fred Durst, here's my favourite from the song "Hot Dog".....

"If I say #### two more times, that's 46 ####s in this ####ed up rhyme."

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by corporatejay

That eminem line is cringe inducing. Like someone in high school wrote it.

Haha, when that song first came out I remember getting into an argument with puckluck on here about how terrible that line was, which he maintained was awesome.