Idiot Edmontonian bites off guy's nose

[Reggie Dunlop]

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Never understood stupid barfights, Just hope this doesn't give Alberta a bad name.

[icarus]

Haha! Stupid Oilers!

[Frank the Tank]

I saw that yesterday. Man, poor guy. Just about to start a new job and everything. And his poor brother. Just turned right around and went back to Ontario.

I think it'll give Edmonton a bad name (haha) and not all of Alberta.

[Flash Walken]

Atleast they weren't stabbed.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Helferty said he was confronted by a group of men who'd started mocking him for no apparent reason.

I wonder if he was getting mocked for not having a mullet?

[Coolsurfer79]

Originally Posted by Frank the Tank

I saw that yesterday. Man, poor guy. Just about to start a new job and everything. And his poor brother. Just turned right around and went back to Ontario.

I think it'll give Edmonton a bad name (haha) and not all of Alberta.

Actually it said his brother is just going back to Ontario for a week and then will be right back.

[Frank the Tank]

Originally Posted by Coolsurfer79

Actually it said his brother is just going back to Ontario for a week and then will be right back.

Oh it did? I missed that. Thought he said something like "I've had enough of this city" and bolted.

[MagicallyAdept]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

I wonder if he was getting mocked for not having a mullet?

i would be fit right in then.

[Flashpoint]

Originally Posted by MagicallyAdept

i would be fit right in then.

Awesome.

[oddsrule]

This is close to OJG for its level of accuracy, but the guy who runs the coffee place I go to in the morning was talking to the regulars about this, said the guy was wearing a Senators jersey, and that started the whole thing.

My question is, who outside of Toronto hates the Senators?

[J pold]

Edmonton…The scar on the face of Alberta

[Reaper]

The fight picking mentality seems so typical "Small Town, Alberta." It doesn't really surprise me though as Edmonton has always struck me (even before I lived in Calgary) as the biggest small town in Alberta. Stupid hicks.

[V]

Originally Posted by Reaper

The fight picking mentality seems so typical "Small Town, Alberta." It doesn't really surprise me though as Edmonton has always struck me (even before I lived in Calgary) as the biggest small town in Alberta. Stupid hicks.

I better tell my coworker here to stay away from Edmonton, then, if it's so much worse than here. He was in a Calgary bar this weekened, and got clubbed from behind and then kicked around. The guy looks like ****. But I guess it could be a whole lot worse if he ran into this problem in small town Edmonton.

[Rhettzky]

Originally Posted by Dominicwasalreadytaken

I better tell my coworker here to stay away from Edmonton, then, if it's so much worse than here. He was in a Calgary bar this weekened, and got clubbed from behind and then kicked around. The guy looks like ****. But I guess it could be a whole lot worse if he ran into this problem in small town Edmonton.

Well if it happened in a Calgary bar it was obviously an accident or Edmontonians visiting for the weekend.

[kipperfan]

Originally Posted by Rhettzky

Well if it happened in a Calgary bar it was obviously an accident or Edmontonians visiting for the weekend.

I think thats the anwser right there! Is there any other explanation?

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by Dominicwasalreadytaken

I better tell my coworker here to stay away from Edmonton, then, if it's so much worse than here.

You don't have to stay away but I'd suggest wearing a full body condom. You don't want to get any of that Edmonton on you. Try as you might you'll never get that stain off you.