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Old 08-31-2006, 12:57 PM   #1
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I mean its not bad enough that we have to breathe this crap and have it ruin our lungs, now its causing Polar Bears testicles to shrink!

Exposure to high levels of pollutants may reduce the size of sexual organs in polar bears.A Danish study examined reproductive organs from 55 male and 44 female East Greenland polar bears to find the potential negative impact from organohalogen pollutants.

Now I want to know who volunteered to go measure PB Kahunas!

Tiny testicles!
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Old 08-31-2006, 01:31 PM   #2
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Now I want to know who volunteered to go measure PB Kahunas!
Sounds like a Seinfeld episode.

Think the bears were yelling, "There was SHRINKAGE!"
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Old 08-31-2006, 04:42 PM   #3
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Sounds like a Seinfeld episode.

Think the bears were yelling, "There was SHRINKAGE!"
"Is Anyone a a marine biologist!?"
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Old 08-31-2006, 10:21 PM   #4
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"Is Anyone a a marine biologist!?"

The sea was angry my friends.

One of the best eposides ever.
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Old 08-31-2006, 10:46 PM   #5
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Anyone else getting tired of "studies"?
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Old 08-31-2006, 11:06 PM   #6
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Anyone else getting tired of "studies"?
No kidding...aren't there bigger fish in the sea to fry than the correlation between pollution and polar bear's testicles?
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