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Old 07-07-2015, 09:32 AM   #1
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FBI Raids Subway spokesman Jared Fogle's house

Sounds like it involves a child pornography investigation.

I doubt Subway wants him eating foot longs on TV anymore.
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Old 07-07-2015, 09:41 AM   #2
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I haven't seen a Jared commercial in years. They have that Jankowski lookalike hifiving himself nowadays.
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Old 07-07-2015, 09:55 AM   #3
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FBI Raids Subway spokesman Jared Fogle's house

Sounds like it involves a child pornography investigation.

I doubt Subway wants him eating foot longs on TV anymore.

Oh, I'm sure he'll be getting his share of foot longs if you know what i mean...
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This guy always seemed creepy as hell to me. Other than that I have no interesting puns to add to this.
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Old 07-07-2015, 10:31 AM   #6
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Talk about a hole-in-one..


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This guy's net worth is $15M. It pays to be an actor.
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I don't we have really seen the meat of this story yet.
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According to the story it was the director of the foundation that was arrested, not Jared. Just to clarify. Though Jared's home is being raided for the investigation. Hopefully he has no part in it. Not cause I'm a Jared fan or anything, but because the less pedophiles there are and the less organized they are the better.
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He didn't lose the weight just by eating subway.....

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Gah, remember when they used to cut their buns like that? I refused to eat there because of that. A massive lump of bread on the bottom and a tiny strip on top.
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Hey Happy, can I have one of those?
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came in looking for some type of joke related to fresh buns, and am leaving dissapointed.

great opportunity for his special friend, clay henry, to set up and fill jared's role.
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Won't hurt their sales at all as long as they still cram their garbage product placement in to TV shows.

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He can now get all the special sauce he wants? Sorry, that's all I have...
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Gah, remember when they used to cut their buns like that? I refused to eat there because of that. A massive lump of bread on the bottom and a tiny strip on top.
I miss when they cut their bread like that
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