01-14-2015, 01:20 PM
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Man Sued After Failing to Impregnate Neighbour
http://grabberwocky.com/man-was-paid...gn=OrganicPost
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As reported, Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his wife Traute (a former beauty queen), wanted a child for a long time. However, Demetrius was told by a doctor that he was sterile.
To overcome this problem, Soupolos, decided to hire his neighbour, Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate his wife. Since Maus was already married and the father of two children, the plan seemed promising.
Soupolos paid Maus $2.500 for the job. For three evenings a week, for the next six months, Maus tried desperately. In all, a total of 72 different times to make Traute pregnant.
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When the hired man’s own wife started to complain he explained to her, “I don’t like this any more than you, I’m simply doing it for the money. Try and understand.”
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01-14-2015, 01:22 PM
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$2,500 / 72 = $34.72
Doing it for the money!
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01-14-2015, 01:23 PM
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The doctor who did the examination concluded that Maus was also sterile, shocking everyone except his wife who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children.
Seems like a fake story, if Mrs. Maus knew all along Mr. Maus couldn't do the job.
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01-14-2015, 01:25 PM
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I'm sure they're getting a ton of offers to help now. Pro bono
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01-14-2015, 01:40 PM
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Isnt this story either incredibly old and/or incredibly fake?
I swear I've read this one before.
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01-14-2015, 01:43 PM
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This is one of the more obviously fake ones, but the terrible part though is the "article" is dated this month This story has been making the rounds on the internet for at least six years. Depending on who you ask, it originated from a magazine in 1978.
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01-14-2015, 01:48 PM
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01-14-2015, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by squiggs96
This is one of the more obviously fake ones, but the terrible part though is the "article" is dated this month This story has been making the rounds on the internet for at least six years. Depending on who you ask, it originated from a magazine in 1978.
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oops my bad, stupid internet.
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