12-02-2014, 01:51 PM
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#181
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: YSJ (1979-2002) -> YYC (2002-2022) -> YVR (2022-present)
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Originally Posted by Muta
So anything that ends in an 'a' for girls, and an 'n' for boys? Got it. If I have a girl and a boy one day, I'm going to respectively name them Pizza and Batman.
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12-02-2014, 01:53 PM
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#182
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Virginia
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Originally Posted by Bigtime
Well that's it, don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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I'm practicing saying it to myself to see if I can say it without snickering. I'm not entirely sure I can.
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12-02-2014, 01:57 PM
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#183
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by nfotiu
We are bringing my girlfriend's daughter's friend on a ski trip this weekend. Her name is ABCD (pronounced Absidy).
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Possibly the most ridiculous thing I've heard in my entire life.
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12-02-2014, 01:58 PM
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#184
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maryland State House, Annapolis
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Muta
So anything that ends in an 'a' for girls, and an 'n' for boys? Got it. If I have a girl and a boy one day, I'm going to respectively name them Pizza and Batman.
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And apparently guys names can only be 5 letters or less.
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12-02-2014, 02:01 PM
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#185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nfotiu
We are bringing my girlfriend's daughter's friend on a ski trip this weekend. Her name is ABCD (pronounced Absidy).
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Leave her on the mountain. Spare her a life of pain.
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Originally Posted by MisterJoji
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12-02-2014, 02:05 PM
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#186
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Calgary
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What's worse, "Absidy" spelled as such wouldn't be horrendous. Still terrible, but not as disastrous as Abcd.
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12-02-2014, 02:06 PM
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#187
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Auckland, NZ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis
And apparently guys names can only be 5 letters or less.
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Alright, I'll just take the vowels out of Batman.
Btmn.
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12-02-2014, 02:21 PM
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#188
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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I see the Jackson epidemic continues. I know 4 Jacksons of various spellings under the age of 3. We need containment before it takes over completely.
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12-02-2014, 02:24 PM
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#189
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Originally Posted by burn_this_city
I see the Jackson epidemic continues. I know 4 Jacksons of various spellings under the age of 3. We need containment before it takes over completely.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis
And apparently guys names can only be 5 letters or less.
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Hence, the abomination that is Jaxon.
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12-02-2014, 02:26 PM
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#190
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Deep South
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nfotiu
We are bringing my girlfriend's daughter's friend on a ski trip this weekend. Her name is ABCD (pronounced Absidy).
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I still don't know how to pronounce that.
Is it like "ab-city" or "abs-idee" or "ab-psi-dee"?
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12-02-2014, 02:27 PM
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#191
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Calgary
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Ab (as in abdominal muscle)
Sid (as in Sidney Crosby)
See (as in See Spot Run)
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12-02-2014, 02:31 PM
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#192
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Virginia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mrkajz44
I still don't know how to pronounce that.
Is it like "ab-city" or "abs-idee" or "ab-psi-dee"?
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More like ab-si-dee, with the emphasis on the dee.
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12-02-2014, 02:32 PM
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#193
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: YSJ (1979-2002) -> YYC (2002-2022) -> YVR (2022-present)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Acey
Ab (as in abdominal muscle)
Sid (as in Sidney Crosby)
See (as in See Spot Run)
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Close, but the last syllable is wrong. It's "Dee", like the first syllable of delicious or delight.
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12-02-2014, 02:32 PM
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#194
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Deep South
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Wow - that wasn't even one of my guesses. I see a lot of "actually its pronouced ab-sid-dee" in their future.
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12-02-2014, 02:34 PM
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#195
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evil of fart
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Wow, Aiden is still going strong? And Jackson, too? I don't get it.
Heard some parents yelling at their kid at one of those play places last year. Kid's name was "Midnight Rain". I laughed out loud - it was so ridiculous.
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12-02-2014, 02:34 PM
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#196
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Virginia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Acey
Ab (as in abdominal muscle)
Sid (as in Sidney Crosby)
See (as in See Spot Run)
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Wouldn't that be spelt ABCDC?
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12-02-2014, 02:43 PM
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#197
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Calgary
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Good God, of course. 24 hours of no sleep taking its toll. 
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12-02-2014, 02:47 PM
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#198
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: not lurking
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Regarding ABCD, that pronunciation is brutal. It's like they deliberately made it as difficult as possible. What's wrong with the pronunciation Aah - Bee - See - Dee? Well then girl can adopt the short name Abby, which would be letting her off easy. We must make the pronounciation far more complicated and impossible to shorten.
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12-02-2014, 02:49 PM
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#199
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The top ten names for boys were:
Jackson
Aiden
Liam
Lucas
Noah
Mason
Ethan
Caden
Jacob
Logan
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All of those names sound like names given to weak kids that get beat up at school. Except for Noah, that guy built his own boat with his own two hands and defeated mother nature.
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12-02-2014, 02:54 PM
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#200
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Auckland, NZ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliver
Heard some parents yelling at their kid at one of those play places last year. Kid's name was "Midnight Rain". I laughed out loud - it was so ridiculous.
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Ugh. The idea that parents think that their kid is this mystical, magical special snowflake by naming them a bizarre name is, frankly, creepy. 'Midnight Rain' is direct evidence of this phenomenon.
On a related note, what's a kid thread without a rant from good ol' George Carlin about kids:
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