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			Just drove back from Thunder Bay last week and my wife brought home a dozen persians from there. The first thing we did after bringing in the luggage was gorge on them. So good when you can put how ever much of the icing on them. Between my wife, daughter, son and I, there were only 6 left the next morning. Is there anywhere to buy them in Calgary?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-31-2014, 02:22 AM
			
			
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				Just drove back from Thunder Bay last week and my wife brought home a dozen persians from there. The first thing we did after bringing in the luggage was gorge on them. So good when you can put how ever much of the icing on them. Between my wife, daughter, son and I, there were only 6 left the next morning. Is there anywhere to buy them in Calgary? 
			
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You must drive a mini van. That is a lot of Persians. Were they really small Persians? And then you brought them all the way to Calgary and then ate them? That seems kind of mean. Weren't you worried about the deleterious effects of eating 12 Persians would have on fragile Iranian-Canadian relations?   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-31-2014, 02:31 AM
			
			
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				Just drove back from Thunder Bay last week and my wife brought home a dozen persians from there. The first thing we did after bringing in the luggage was gorge on them. So good when you can put how ever much of the icing on them. Between my wife, daughter, son and I, there were only 6 left the next morning. Is there anywhere to buy them in Calgary? 
			
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Did they have passports or did you smuggle them in as well?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-31-2014, 02:41 AM
			
			
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			BTW, how many calories are in a Persian? I ask because I'm wondering how many Persians one would need to eat to qualify for Team Fat.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-31-2014, 03:32 AM
			
			
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			I did the holy trinity of fast food the other day. Fast food for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 
 
Didn't feel terrible until after a home cooked meal the next day 
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			08-31-2014, 11:53 AM
			
			
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				You must drive a mini van. That is a lot of Persians. Were they really small Persians? And then you brought them all the way to Calgary and then ate them? That seems kind of mean. Weren't you worried about the deleterious effects of eating 12 Persians would have on fragile Iranian-Canadian relations?    
			
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			10-08-2014, 06:29 PM
			
			
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			Had another Pig special today. 
 
Deep Fried Pulled Pork Poutine ... That's right deep fried pulled pork poutine. 
 
Panko breaded, Deep fried then smothered in gravy.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2014, 09:47 AM
			
			
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			God damn, I miss Pig.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2014, 10:14 AM
			
			
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			I've managed to go from 180lbs in April to 160 in July to 175 now. I'm a sad bear, why I do this every year just so I can look good on a beach and then binge my self from a size 28 waiste to a 32.   
 
If any of my familly goes to the states I always ask for 4 spicy chicken sandwiches from McDonalds. A month ago my wife came back from vegas with them I ate 4 12 hour old sandwiches...... my morning was'nt pleasant.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2014, 02:49 PM
			
			
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				If you seriously debate buying a spare couch cushion so you can wipe Doritos hand on it, does this make you a member of Team Fat? 
			
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			10-09-2014, 02:58 PM
			
			
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			Those 'Two Bite Brownies' from the grocery store? Totally mis-named...those are one bite of chocolatey goodness.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2014, 03:05 PM
			
			
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				Those 'Two Bite Brownies' from the grocery store? Totally mis-named...those are one bite of chocolatey goodness. 
			
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			10-09-2014, 04:58 PM
			
			
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			Wendy's Bacon Mushroom Melt.  
 
Most fast food in general (no limit to my grease and sodium cravings), but that one in particular sucks me in like nobody's business anytime they're brought out of hibernation
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2014, 06:41 PM
			
			
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				Wendy's Bacon Mushroom Melt.  
 
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My only weakness! Those things are awesome!
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-10-2014, 09:20 PM
			
			
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			Made the rookie mistake of being too polite at a buffet. I waited for all the elderly and the young to go first. By the time I got up, the buffet had been picked over. 
  
Vultures leave more food behind. 
  
By the time I got to the prime rib guy, the only thing I had on my plate were chicken skewers and ranch dressing. Luckily there was a lot of rib left so when the server asked if I wanted an end piece or a middle piece, I responded with "just keep serving until you can't see the plate." 
  
I had prime rib with prime rib and a side of prime rib topped with prime rib and chicken skewers and ranch. 
  
And the gravy? 
  
Ooooooh baby there was gravy!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-10-2014, 09:33 PM
			
			
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			11-06-2014, 06:14 PM
			
			
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			11-06-2014, 08:45 PM
			
			
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			Oh boy.  This cannot end well for me.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			11-06-2014, 09:24 PM
			
			
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