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Old 08-18-2014, 10:19 PM   #81
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Gun Range. Oh, the things women whisper in your ear walking out of there. That's how I got my username.
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Old 08-19-2014, 12:10 AM   #82
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Hah, no accent for me. I've been Canadian-washed.

Plus I don't think I've ever met a girl that likes a Polish/Eastern European accent?

The flip side of that though, Speaking Polish with a foreign accent, works well in Poland... Usually... Sometimes they just think you're handicapped... that might not be the accent though...
I know a Polish guy and I like his accent. I like Djokovics accent
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Old 08-19-2014, 07:30 AM   #83
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Haven't had a first date since 1996, so I'm kinda clueless.
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Polak, have fun at the Global Fest.

I would like to remind you, that we at CP want all the details from your date, including your Chicken on the Way basement adventure.

Have fun.
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This thread is way more amusing if you read all the responses thinking that polak has asked out another guy.
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be careful of mosquitoes at GlobalFest.. a dry Saturday after about 4 days of rain.
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This thread is way more amusing if you read all the responses thinking that polak has asked out another guy.
That's not gay?
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Old 08-19-2014, 01:03 PM   #88
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This thread is way more amusing if you read all the responses thinking that polak has asked out another guy.
if this assumption were true, then some of the early suggestions will the the only way that things happen.....
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Old 08-19-2014, 01:23 PM   #89
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Whatever you do, make sure the opportunity to map out the Hawaiian Islands doesn't pass you by.
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Old 08-19-2014, 01:57 PM   #90
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As a young guy myself- my "go to" is canoeing in the reservoir. Pretty cheap, something active, and even if she isn't super active you can paddle around for her. Still gives opportunities for conversation and is relatively original. You can spend about 1-2 hours and then go for a beer or coffee after if things are going well

Canoe club rents everything for under 20 bucks
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I'm not allowed to rent canoes anymore... or peddle boats for that matter. Oh boy that was a crazy baptisim haha.
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I'm not allowed to rent canoes anymore... or peddle boats for that matter. Oh boy that was a crazy baptisim haha.
You better explain this story...
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gin and roofies.
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From my experience, feeding anyone gin removes the need for roofies.
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From my experience, feeding anyone gin removes the need for roofies.
roofies are the backup plan or if you are in a hurry.
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I think you missed it. Say Alpha_Q out loud to yourself.
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Always start by asking her if it smells like chloroform.

And then go shopping for cologne together.
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I think you missed it. Say Alpha_Q out loud to yourself.

not with out a reach around you won't.
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Old 08-19-2014, 04:07 PM   #100
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We met at a pub and hung out and talked all night so it's not the first time we're meeting
Why not try and remember what she expressed an interest in or said "I've always wanted to..." And then go from there. It shows you listen. Bitches love listeners.
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