You Know What Really Grinds My Gears....The Sequel!

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by polak

It's a good way to get some shallow objectifying out of your system and it can be fun if you start matching with people and talking to them.

It might take a bit for the matches to build up so don't freak out if you don't get any for a bit. People have to like you back too.

Hang on, do you actually speak to people with this app or do you hide behind you phone.

[polak]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Hang on, do you actually speak to people with this app or do you hide behind you phone.

The app is pretty simple.

Post 5 or 6 pics from your FB and write up to like, 140 characters about yourself if you wish. Then based on that people will either swipe right if they like you or left if they don't. You do the same to other people. If you like someone that has liked you back then you are a match and you can message them.

Then you ###### the plant.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by polak

The app is pretty simple.

Post 5 or 6 pics from your FB and write up to like, 140 characters about yourself if you wish. Then based on that people will either swipe right if they like you or left if they don't. You do the same to other people. If you like someone that has liked you back then you are a match and you can message them.

Then you ###### the plant.

Is the data base restricted to those people in your immediate area (ie: bar) or is the data base for anywhere.

Can I surf tail while dropping a poop?

[BlackArcher101]

Well then, on the topic of tinder and WRGMG.

Browsing it and most other dating app/sites, and the woman states "Not into the bar scene", then damn near every photo is her with 4 other woman holding drinks partying at a bar. No normal head shots or photos, just ones of her boozing it up.

[sec304]

That's the problem with those sites is everybody describes themselves as who they 'want' to be, not who they really are

[Temporary_User]

Originally Posted by BlackArcher101

Well then, on the topic of tinder and WRGMG.

Browsing it and most other dating app/sites, and the woman states "Not into the bar scene"

I hate women that state this like it is some great achievement. You're not better than everyone, you are just more boring.

[polak]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Is the data base restricted to those people in your immediate area (ie: bar) or is the data base for anywhere.

Can I surf tail while dropping a poop?

You set the distance. It can go pretty far. I was tindering girls in other cities I was planning on visiting when I was in Poland.

Nothing beats chatting with a nice looking girl you recently matched with while taking a nasty hangover dump that makes you question the choices you have made in life.

[vegasbound]

Originally Posted by Temporary_User

I hate women that state this like it is some great achievement. You're not better than everyone, you are just more boring.

No disagreement from me that I am probably more boring than the average 20/21 yo girl but my friends love the fact I don't drink because they always have a DD and somebody who will pick them up at 2 am.

[OutOfTheCube]

I wish this Tinder thing was around when I was single, sounds like money.

[Teh_Bandwagoner]

The recent trend on FB where articles say "you can't believe what happens next!" Worst part is that 90% of the time it's a complete disappointment. But now there are so many of those things on my feed. I never ever open them anymore.

[Arya Stark]

"locked for moderator review"

Just curious why on so many message boards this gets so many "thanks", especially by guys who were the reason the thread was locked in the first place.

[Flashpoint]

Half your age plus 7.

No barely legal for you at 24.

[gargamel]

Originally Posted by Flashpoint

Half your age plus 7.

No barely legal for you at 24.

My system is a little more complicated, but I find it gives better results:

1. Take your age and the third digit of your birth year and put the digits in order from largest to smallest (if you're 24 and were born in '89, it would be 842 for you).
2. Reverse the order of that number to make the digits go from smallest to largest (so 248)
3. Subtract the smaller number from the larger one (842-248)
4. Add up the digits of your answer to figure out how young you can go

[Ped]

Originally Posted by gargamel

My system is a little more complicated, but I find it gives better results:

1. Take your age and the third digit of your birth year and put the digits in order from largest to smallest (if you're 24 and were born in '89, it would be 842 for you).
2. Reverse the order of that number to make the digits go from smallest to largest (so 248)
3. Subtract the smaller number from the larger one (842-248)
4. Add up the digits of your answer to figure out how young you can go

I see what you did there.

[Ducay]

Originally Posted by Ped

I see what you did there.

Don't tell your parole officer Pedo.

[polak]

Originally Posted by Flashpoint

Half your age plus 7.

No barely legal for you at 24.

I'd still consider 19 barely legal

While I'm glad that this system backs my stance on the matter, I can't wait to be 30 and still banging 22 year olds.

[Hockeyguy15]

Originally Posted by polak

I'd still consider 19 barely legal

While I'm glad that this system backs my stance on the matter, I can't wait to be 30 and still banging 22 year olds.

That's cute.

Come back when you're 30 and laugh.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by polak

I'd still consider 19 barely legal

While I'm glad that this system backs my stance on the matter, I can't wait to be 30 and still banging 22 year olds.

Hahahahaha, oh the folly of youth.....

[polak]

t'was the joke.

[FireFly]

Why can't there be a centralized place to change all your info? Why do I need to talk to 5 different government agencies to change my name? Why can't they just do it federally and trickle it down? What a waste of time and money. (The money is probably the point.)