07-07-2014, 04:57 PM
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#5081
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Lifetime In Suspension
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People who make bad driving decisions GMG. Right? RIGHT?!?!
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07-07-2014, 05:05 PM
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#5082
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by MattyC
No worries.
I have to take issue with this though. The enjoyment and quality of the game of soccer is completely subjective no different than a movie or music. Soccer does not suck. You may not like soccer, or certain aspects of it, but that does not make it bad.
The Oilers suck. Because they have been a bottom team for years. Objectively, they suck.
Soccer does not suck. In fact, it routinely crushes all other sports from an objective ranking point of view (participants, # of people watching, # of leagues, top player pay, etc...)
But this is the WGMG thread, so none of this really matters.
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No, it does suck.
Your objective ranking, is a popularity contest, and we all know that popular does not equal good. It ranks so hi in particpants, as it is easy as #### to play. Kick run, walk, fall over, repeat.
But we can agree that, Edmonton sucks, as they/it is no good.
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Corporal Jean-Marc H. BECHARD, 6 Aug 1993
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07-07-2014, 05:24 PM
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#5083
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Not cheering for losses
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Originally Posted by endeavor
Hmmm what about the truculence factor in these sports? Would be very interested to know on a level of 1-10 which sports are the least truculent to the most truculent.
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07-07-2014, 05:53 PM
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#5084
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Powerplay Quarterback
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My soccer related gear grinder is that every radio station feels the need to report the World Cup scores. At least 50% of people don't care at all about soccer, and everyone who does care either knows the score or is waiting to watch it at home. If you report on soccer once every 4 years, you shouldn't even bother doing it that much.
I've been recording games and watching them in the evenings, and it's difficult to avoid hearing the scores.
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07-07-2014, 06:02 PM
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#5085
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Portland, OR
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ResAlien
People who make bad driving decisions GMG. Right? RIGHT?!?!
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Amen, brother.
The state of Washington is home to the most left lane rule violators I've ever seen. It also has more "Slower Traffic Keep Right" signs than anywhere else I've been. It's like their DOT is begging them to get with the program.
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07-07-2014, 06:04 PM
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#5086
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Franchise Player
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Got a paper cut from the last/hardest page of a notepad right under my finger nail and there's nothing I can do about it. FML that GMG.
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07-07-2014, 06:05 PM
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#5087
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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When the mods take away the "users viewing this thread" thingy.
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07-07-2014, 06:14 PM
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#5088
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ResAlien
People who make bad driving decisions GMG. Right? RIGHT?!?!
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People who slow down to a crawl for Texas Gates. There's driving strips across them for a reason; aim for them.
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07-07-2014, 07:01 PM
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#5089
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by Johnny199r
When the food line is long at costco because everyone in front of you is getting everything but a hotdog. Just order the ####ing hotdog and pop like a normal person so it will only take 5 seconds!
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That poutine though
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07-07-2014, 07:27 PM
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#5090
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by kunkstyle
People who slow down to a crawl for Texas Gates. There's driving strips across them for a reason; aim for them.
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Did $1500 in damage hitting a gate where the road in front of it had dropped leaving a nice 4" sharp lip. I'll slow down from now on.
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07-07-2014, 07:48 PM
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#5091
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Craig McTavish' Merkin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny199r
When the food line is long at costco because everyone in front of you is getting everything but a hotdog. Just order the ####ing hotdog and pop like a normal person so it will only take 5 seconds!
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The worst is when you're done shopping and you want one of those gloriously cheap dogs but you have absolutely no cash on you. Of course you could use the ATM that's ten feet away but the $5 in fees kinda defeats the purpose.
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07-07-2014, 07:58 PM
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#5092
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
No, it does suck.
Your objective ranking, is a popularity contest, and we all know that popular does not equal good. It ranks so hi in particpants, as it is easy as #### to play. Kick run, walk, fall over, repeat.
But we can agree that, Edmonton sucks, as they/it is no good.
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Skate shoot fall sit
Swing run run run. Throw Catch
Throw Catch Hit Run
Yay we can all make sports sound completely ridiculous!
Being good at soccer takes no more or less dedication or effort than being good at anything. From building bridges to drawing cartoons. And if there's any easy sport in the world to just pick up and play it is 100% most definitely baseball. Funnily enough it also gets the award for the slowest, the most boring, and the overall stupidest. But hey, teams get more than a couple points per side usually so it must be more interesting, right?
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07-07-2014, 08:04 PM
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#5093
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MattyC
Skate shoot fall sit
Swing run run run. Throw Catch
Throw Catch Hit Run
Yay we can all make sports sound completely ridiculous!
Being good at soccer takes no more or less dedication or effort than being good at anything. From building bridges to drawing cartoons. And if there's any easy sport in the world to just pick up and play it is 100% most definitely baseball. Funnily enough it also gets the award for the slowest, the most boring, and the overall stupidest. But hey, teams get more than a couple points per side usually so it must be more interesting, right?
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I don't like baseball either.
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Corporal Jean-Marc H. BECHARD, 6 Aug 1993
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07-07-2014, 08:16 PM
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#5094
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Uzbekistan
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It really GMG when traffic is backed up and cars drive into the intersection on the faint hope that somehow the lineup of cars ahead of them will move. The light changes and they are stuck in the intersection or at the very least completely block the crosswalk. Absolute idiots. I see it every single day.
It's right up there with drivers who turn right on red lights while only focusing on the oncoming traffic approaching from the left. I see so many close calls everyday where drivers nearly hit pedestrians on the crosswalk that they haven't bothered to look at to them right before stepping on it.
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07-07-2014, 08:22 PM
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#5095
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Uzbekistan
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It GMG that every time I take a #### I have to wipe my ass for at least 5 minutes. It started like 10 years ago. I don't know if I have too much ass hair or what. I take a dump every morning at 8am, I wipe forever. 30 mins later I have to take a big messy dump again, sometimes I need to take a 3rd one before lunch. I sit on the toilet and try to push for like 15 mins but it doesn't get it all out or make it any less messy.
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07-07-2014, 08:24 PM
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#5096
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny199r
It GMG that every time I take a #### I have to wipe my ass for at least 5 minutes. It started like 10 years ago. I don't know if I have too much ass hair or what. I take a dump every morning at 8am, I wipe forever. 30 mins later I have to take a big messy dump again, sometimes I need to take a 3rd one before lunch. I sit on the toilet and try to push for like 15 mins but it doesn't get it all out or make it any less messy.
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Captain James P. DeCOSTE, CD, 18 Sep 1993
Corporal Jean-Marc H. BECHARD, 6 Aug 1993
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07-07-2014, 08:30 PM
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#5097
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny199r
It GMG that every time I take a #### I have to wipe my ass for at least 5 minutes. It started like 10 years ago. I don't know if I have too much ass hair or what. I take a dump every morning at 8am, I wipe forever. 30 mins later I have to take a big messy dump again, sometimes I need to take a 3rd one before lunch. I sit on the toilet and try to push for like 15 mins but it doesn't get it all out or make it any less messy.
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fibre is your friend.
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07-07-2014, 08:42 PM
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#5098
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wins 10 internets
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: slightly to the left
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny199r
It GMG that every time I take a #### I have to wipe my ass for at least 5 minutes. It started like 10 years ago. I don't know if I have too much ass hair or what. I take a dump every morning at 8am, I wipe forever. 30 mins later I have to take a big messy dump again, sometimes I need to take a 3rd one before lunch. I sit on the toilet and try to push for like 15 mins but it doesn't get it all out or make it any less messy.
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Move to Asia and enjoy the wonders of the Ass Gun (like a kitchen sink sprayer, but it's connected to the toilet). I was hesitant towards these devices upon first arrival in Thailand, but after my first night of heavy drinking and tons of spicy food my sphincter was in no mood for the cheap single ply toilet paper in the hotel. Not only is it a nice cooling sensation once you get used to it, you never have to worry about mud butt again. Couple of pats with TP to dry off after spraying and you're done.
If I ever build my own house it's going to have Asian style bathrooms throughout, western ones feel like a downgrade now in comparison
Last edited by Hemi-Cuda; 07-07-2014 at 08:45 PM.
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07-08-2014, 10:21 AM
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#5099
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Having a knee that wakes me up 10 times a night due to pain.
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Pass the bacon.
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07-08-2014, 11:06 AM
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#5100
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda
Move to Asia and enjoy the wonders of the Ass Gun (like a kitchen sink sprayer, but it's connected to the toilet). I was hesitant towards these devices upon first arrival in Thailand, but after my first night of heavy drinking and tons of spicy food my sphincter was in no mood for the cheap single ply toilet paper in the hotel. Not only is it a nice cooling sensation once you get used to it, you never have to worry about mud butt again. Couple of pats with TP to dry off after spraying and you're done.
If I ever build my own house it's going to have Asian style bathrooms throughout, western ones feel like a downgrade now in comparison
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You can get those hoses here, they connect to your toilets water with a t-fitting.
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