Calling the cops on loud neighbors

[19Yzerman19]

Who yells at a window in this day and age? Why on Earth would a phone call not serve the purpose here?

Anyway I endorse sun's idea.

[Maritime Q-Scout]

Originally Posted by 19Yzerman19

Who yells at a window in this day and age? Why on Earth would a phone call not serve the purpose here?

Anyway I endorse sun's idea.

You don't want an electronic record of your drug deal. It's far smarter to wake the neighbourhood, and have all the neighbours witness the package delivery.

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout

You don't want an electronic record of your drug deal. It's far smarter to wake the neighbourhood, and have all the neighbours witness the package delivery.

Then buy a cheap set of walkie talkies from Canadian Tire...

[Baxter Renegade]

Hahaha, obviously drug deals going down.

I don't know any pot smokers that require often refills @ 2am-5am... Likely something stronger and synthetic.

Try catching the package next time? If it is what I think it is, you won't require sleep.

[Huntingwhale]

Next time he yells, have eggs ready and throw them at him.

If you have crappy aim, have a laser pointer ready and point it at him when he starts yelling. Then watch him take off like Usain Bolt.

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by Dion

Step 5: Wait until real guy shows up and tell him the package was given to someone else on purpose and they plan to split the profits of the proceeds without him.

Step:6 Call the cops when a fight breaks out in the place above you.

Dion is CP's official joke assassin.

[Hockeyguy15]

Record cop sirens and play it back loudly next time he shows up. If he runs, he is doing something he shouldn't be.

[CaptainCrunch]

Screw that go out into the woods, tranquilize a bear. Bring it home with you and loudly violate it.

Neighbours hear the ungodly sounds of bear rape and move.

[AcGold]

Seriously just tell some police. Walk into a cop shop and tell them you think its drugs, don't even mention the sleep issue. Maybe video it and show the cops if it's on a regular basis. Either way he'll learn his lesson yelling in the middle of the night.

[Maritime Q-Scout]

You could always do this as well:

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by burnin_vernon

OOh, I was thinking paintball gun but flaming tennis balls...

Make sure you freeze the paintballs. They hurt like a mother when frozen.

[peter12]

So many tough people here.

Call the cops now. Tell them your situation precisely. Next time it happens, call the cops right away.

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by peter12

So many tough people here.

Call the cops now. Tell them your situation precisely. Next time it happens, call the cops right away.

It takes a tough man to rape a bear.

[GGG]

Whatever you do, keep this thread updated. I want to know whats in those packages.

[Barnes]

Originally Posted by rubecube

Dion is CP's official joke assassin.

Is it too late to nominate someone else for consideration?

Originally Posted by peter12

So many tough people here.

Call the cops now. Tell them your situation precisely. Next time it happens, call the cops right away.

[GoinAllTheWay]

Originally Posted by Reaper

It takes a tough man to rape a bear.

Not when it's drugged. I'll be impressed when he jumps one in the forest and rapes it on the spot.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by GoinAllTheWay

Not when it's drugged. I'll be impressed when he jumps one in the forest and rapes it on the spot.

Yeah but what's the point of that, if your not near your neighbours.

[indes]

Paper bags of dogsh*t?

[Nage Waza]

I used a slingshot in this exact same circumstance (lower mount royal). Two very loud bangs on the side of the car followed up with me yelling at them to shut up solved the problem.

[puckluck2]

Originally Posted by Nage Waza

I used a slingshot in this exact same circumstance (lower mount royal). Two very loud bangs on the side of the car followed up with me yelling at them to shut up solved the problem.

Are you kidding? That is a ###### move.