CaptainCrunch's billboards and beer competition

[CaptainCrunch]

Ok rumor has it that there is a billboard going up in Edmonton begging the team to fire Kevin Lowe. Suppossedly it is going up at 142 St and 149 St on the Yellowhead.

The good Captain in a rare burst of generosity is having a contest. The guidlines are as followed

1) You must either be of legal drinking age or whatever
2) This contest is good for people in the continental North America but honestly I would not want to pay any shipping charges for this contest
3) There is one prize the Captain is willing to donate one case of beer, preferably domestic but not a case of yellow on blue generic beer.

The contest is as follows. Design your own billboard mockup, it can be a fire Lowe billboard or a please for the love of god keep lowe billboard.

I will close the contest on Monday January 27. The winner will be picked by fan voting. In the event of a tie it will be decided by pistols at 50 metres.

Oh and lets try to keep it somewhat clean, even though Kevin Lowe being portrayed as a male phallus would be kind of hilarious especially with his hairline we need to keep to the rules of the board. If you consider it nsfw spoiler tags are going to be neccessary.

The contest starts right now

[btimbit]

Wow those guys are actually getting close to a billboard? That's awesome. I knew the shirt and bumper sticker sales were high but didn't think it was that high. Be interesting to see how the Oilers Mafia try and combat it.

Neat little competition too

[Locke]

Oh Captain, we hardly knew ye!

I hope your affairs are in order, the Oilers' KGB will be knocking on your door any second now.

[CaptainCrunch]

I've hired Odin to protect me

[Badgers Nose]

Did Captain just say 'metres?'

[Locke]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

I've hired Odin to protect me

The Soviets dont recognize the authority of Norse mythology.

[theinfinitejar]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

I've hired Odin to protect me

I don't know if I'd trust them after what happened to Len Trexler.

[Table 5]

So with this, we're trying to keep Kevin Lowe in business, correct?

[CaptainCrunch]

Contestants choice

[TKB]

I laughed at captains first rule. "Must be of legal drinking age or whatever" lol. If I can figure out how to photo shop worth a damn I'll try and get one together for this.

[jschick88]

Picture that is going up on the billboard..

[Locke]

Silly Oilers, 29th isnt as Lowe as they Go.

[puckluck2]

How about a CP "please keep Kevin Lowe" Billboard?

I'm in for $100.

[strombad]

Originally Posted by Locke

Silly Oilers, 29th isnt as Lowe as they Go.

It is for the Oilers. 30th is pretty much as awesome as the playoffs. Sweatpant nation!

[The Fonz]

Courtesy of HF, and posted in the other thread

[Nehkara]

Originally Posted by puckluck2

How about a CP "please keep Kevin Lowe" Billboard?

I'm in for $100.

I would be willing to chip in to help get the winning entry put up.

[strombad]

Anyone know standard billboard dimensions?

EDIT: Used the Internet like a big boy, 12x24 if anyone is interested.

[Travis Munroe]

A basic sign about keeping him with Sincerely, Flames Fans would be classic!

[Reign of Fire]

Why are we coming up with Billboards for Lowe to get fired...lets not give Oiler fans any ideas. I hope Lowe continues to be in charge in Edmonton.

[DOOM]

My entry.

Spoiler!