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Old 01-18-2014, 10:07 PM   #781
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Tortz will be fine in the presser. He knows the sword of Damocles is hanging over him.
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:07 PM   #782
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WTF Air Canada, why don't your flight attendants look like Virgin Atlantic's?
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:07 PM   #783
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Go to page one and read.... that is your synopsis or
line brawl to start game
TTC has a temper tantrum about it
others push TTC's buttons and he goes Chernobyl
then Torts goes all "come at me bro" to the flames as they go to the locker room
Grats holding everyone back like the big bad mofo that he is
Malarchuk gets by grats and almost kills torts but some trainer c0ck blocked his punch
TTC has some more crazy things going on
Some dude goes internet toughguy with his measurable
then everyone has turned CP into Match.com
Holy crap this made me laugh...cause its spot on.
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:07 PM   #784
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Sometimes I love this place hahahahaha
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:07 PM   #785
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Out of all of these big guys posting their stats how many of you lift weights?
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:07 PM   #786
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Not anymore.
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:07 PM   #787
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At the game, what a start! Let's finish this! Go Flames Go!!!!!!
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:07 PM   #788
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Is CBC gonna air the Torts presser? Or where can I find it if they don't?
http://www.teamradio.ca/live/music-player/index.html

Win or lose, it's going to be entertaining.
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:08 PM   #789
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:08 PM   #790
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Had to put my cat down today. Was sad all day but this thread has made me laugh. Thanks CP! Never a dull moment.
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:08 PM   #791
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Part of me wonder if he'll even do a presser after this one. Dude is unglued.
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:08 PM   #792
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If the hockey gods have any good in them, Brooksie will appear at the press conference after the game.
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:08 PM   #794
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Out of all of these big guys posting their stats how many of you lift weights?
About the same amount that make well over 100k per year.
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:09 PM   #796
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:09 PM   #797
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I will say that I do like the lights in the glass
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:09 PM   #798
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Game has gotten dull / need more scraps.
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:09 PM   #799
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Dude just enough. Your not going to get me overly upset by trolling like that. I work for a company that tries rehabilitation for criminals. Just get over it you said your price.
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Alright, lets do this! 3rd period!
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