09-17-2013, 07:32 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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What outrageous thing will you do if Flames win SC?
I do this every year and so far so safe. Post something outrageous you will do if the Flames win the SC this season. This season seems pretty safe so I will start us off with a big back tattoo of Hartley, Feaster, and Burke surrounded by red hearts.
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09-17-2013, 08:13 PM
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#2
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Hookers and blow, and eat some pubes
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09-17-2013, 09:09 PM
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#3
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Franchise Player
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Find a long fingered transvestite downtown Edmonton somewhere. Not just any transvestite though. A long fingered transvestite. I will then get the tranny to put a minimum of 2 fingers in my brothers friends mouth every 8 minutes for 12 hours. Gag reflex will be in rough shape.
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I hate just about everyone and just about everything.
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09-17-2013, 09:14 PM
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#4
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Jizz in my pants
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09-17-2013, 09:34 PM
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#5
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Cleveland, OH (Grew up in Calgary)
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Do a backflip off of Feaster's back.
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Just trying to do my best
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09-17-2013, 09:36 PM
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#6
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Thunder Bay Ontario
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Accept the MVP award and be in the parade
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Fan of the Flames, where being OK has become OK.
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09-17-2013, 09:54 PM
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#7
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Park Hyatt Tokyo
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Don't you think we're gonna be kind busy catching all the monkeys flying out of your ass and corralling the flying pigs? Of course acquiring Iginla at the trade deadline is what will have put us over the hump.
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09-17-2013, 09:59 PM
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#8
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Calgary
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Tattoo, red C
Also drink myself into a self induced party coma for a few days
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09-17-2013, 10:07 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: The Armpit of BC: Trail
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Name my next son Calvin Gary. He will go by Cal.
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Disregard any and all THANKS I give. I'm a dirty, dirty thanks-whore.
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09-17-2013, 10:07 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: NorthVan
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Streak Rogers Arena with nothing but Flames body paint.
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09-17-2013, 10:09 PM
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#11
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Lifetime Suspension
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Eat at Denny's.
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09-17-2013, 10:19 PM
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#12
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by puckluck2
Eat at Denny's.
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You just need to drink more.
Streak down the red mile while on fire.
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09-17-2013, 10:22 PM
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#13
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First Line Centre
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Freeze in Hell. (Yeah, I'm a tad pessimistic)
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09-17-2013, 11:01 PM
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Appealing my suspension
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Just outside Enemy Lines
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As I work in Edmonton I will take inspiration from my son's actions at daycare the other day.
I will wear a pair of Oilers tighty whitey briefs to work. Throw sand in one of my Oilerfan co-workers face crap myself, take off the crap loaded underwear and throw it against a wall and scream eat **** Oiler fans...than go look for a job in Calgary.
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Patriots QB Tom Brady
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09-17-2013, 11:05 PM
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#15
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: 161 St. - Yankee Stadium
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I will personally cut down the City of Champions sign, drive it south and install it somewhere on Stephen Avenue... All documented on video and available on YouTube.
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09-17-2013, 11:09 PM
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#16
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First Line Centre
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I don't know yet, after driving to Calgary for game 4 of the finals and losing 1-0 I still got loaded on the red mile, me and a buddy took a homeless guy to Boston pizza and he told us his life story. After that we tossed everything out of the window of our hotel...I'm still scared to see what would have happened had we won.
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09-17-2013, 11:10 PM
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#17
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Boca Raton, FL
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Move to Florida and cheer for the Panthers!
Oh wait, that's going to happen already....
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"You know, that's kinda why I came here, to show that I don't suck that much" ~ Devin Cooley, Professional Goaltender
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09-17-2013, 11:11 PM
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#18
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Boca Raton, FL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PegCityFlamesFan
I don't know yet, after driving to Calgary for game 4 of the finals and losing 1-0 I still got loaded on the red mile, me and a buddy took a homeless guy to Boston pizza and he told us his life story. After that we tossed everything out of the window of our hotel...I'm still scared to see what would have happened had we won.
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At least you didn't riot and loot stores.
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"You know, that's kinda why I came here, to show that I don't suck that much" ~ Devin Cooley, Professional Goaltender
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09-17-2013, 11:16 PM
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#19
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A Fiddler Crab
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Chicago
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Spend $2000 to fly home for the parade.
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09-17-2013, 11:18 PM
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#20
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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I'll french kiss Brian Burke!
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