What is the grossest food you've ever eaten and did you spit it out?

[Swift]

Wait wait wait... fried enema!?

[burn_this_city]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

You forgot all the parts of animals they need for medicine as well.

Rhino horns make your penis huge!!!!

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

The MRE's I could count down the worst one being the corn beef hash.

sphagetti and meatballs was ok but the spoon was way to short.

There was a bacon and scrambled egg one that was bloody awful.

The best part though was that each MRE had two smokes packed in it and powdered gatorade.

I always throught they were a bad idea because they were so bulky, you couldn't pack more then a couple of days worth in your ruck.

Terrible terrible food.

I heard that American Marine issued MRE are so terrible that marines consider them to be chemical warfare devices.

I liked the MRE's but it might be a case of different from IMP's. Little baby bottles of Tabasco, hell yeah!

You didn't field strip you rations?

[Ozy_Flame]

Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction

I went for dinner with my Japanese sister-in-law and she order something called natto. It is fermented bean curd. It was the most vile thing I ever tried. It's slimy and just nasty.



I also was a guest at someone's house in Brocket before and they made ground squirrel for dinner. I was expecting it to not be too bad (every thing tastes like chicken, right?), but it was really gross, but I felt like I had to eat it to be polite.

Forgot about Natto . . . . I had that in Japan not knowing what it was; fermented bean curd is just terrible. Sometimes when you to a convenience store they have rice balls stuffed with meat and ginger. However if the packaging isn't clear enough, it sometimes has Natto in it, and getting a huge bite of it is . . . Just tragic.

[The Yen Man]

Originally Posted by PsYcNeT

Some of my favourites from my China trip:

Spoiler!

Young delinquent spicy shrimp!

Yup, saw a lot of those in my China trip as well. They probably ran it through a pirated google translate. The funniest ones were the ones where they basically translate the chinese characters into their pinyin spelling thinking that, by turning characters into alphabets, it turns it into English.

[Stay Golden]

Wife bought a bag of Lays one of the new possible flavors. They are disgusting, threw them out Grilled Cheese and Ketchup.
I think i would rather eat Chicken feet, Gopher piss and Blood Pudding.

[qiang]

Originally Posted by The Yen Man

Yup, saw a lot of those in my China trip as well. They probably ran it through a pirated google translate. The funniest ones were the ones where they basically translate the chinese characters into their pinyin spelling thinking that, by turning characters into alphabets, it turns it into English.

yeah too funny ..why not spend some money to someone who has knowledge of English

[Minnie]

Originally Posted by qiang

yeah too funny ..why not spend some money to someone who has knowledge of English

Like you! Qiang, you could make a mint in your own country and not have to move to Canada! You'll be rich!

[_Q_]

Black Tim Hortons' coffee. Makes me gag every time.

[qiang]

Originally Posted by Minnie

Like you! Qiang, you could make a mint in your own country and not have to move to Canada! You'll be rich!

lmao...rich...

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

I liked the MRE's but it might be a case of different from IMP's. Little baby bottles of Tabasco, hell yeah!

You didn't field strip you rations?

After we got out of basic sure. But you got watched with a hairy eyeball to make sure that you ate everything that you got.

There was a ton of trading that happened but if you were the sap that got one of the really gross ones, corned beef hash. Ham and cheese omelette, or the boiled steak cubes you were completely stuck with it.

I remember that there was always the rumor that the officers got issued a different package with good food in it.

The only thing worse to be honest was on long plane trips and bus rides you got the boxed lunch with the sandwiches that I swear came out of a gas station vending machine, and the military generic version of a juice box.

Army mess food and field mess food was decent and you always got a ton of it because of the amount of energy that you burned in the field especially in winter ex's with the major portion being potatoes.

I also remember on the last night of our basic field excercise after a month sitting in the field that they bought in raw steak for us and let us grill them, of course it was the army in the late 80's budget crunch so the steak was actually beef from the rejected parts of the cow.

Have you ever tried the old canned hard tack that the military used in Korea? Canned meat, don't know what kind of meat it was but it was meat with no expiry date. When we did a nuclear attack readiness test in the bomb shelter under a southern alberta college that I won't name we found of a pallet of the stuff and decided to try it out.

I can ascertain it was meat, from what animal and what part I don't know.

Actually one more thing about the MRE packets, the best one bar none hands down was the beans and weiners in a bag.

[qiang]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

After we got out of basic sure. But you got watched with a hairy eyeball to make sure that you ate everything that you got.

There was a ton of trading that happened but if you were the sap that got one of the really gross ones, corned beef hash. Ham and cheese omelette, or the boiled steak cubes you were completely stuck with it.

I remember that there was always the rumor that the officers got issued a different package with good food in it.

The only thing worse to be honest was on long plane trips and bus rides you got the boxed lunch with the sandwiches that I swear came out of a gas station vending machine, and the military generic version of a juice box.

Army mess food and field mess food was decent and you always got a ton of it because of the amount of energy that you burned in the field especially in winter ex's with the major portion being potatoes.

I also remember on the last night of our basic field excercise after a month sitting in the field that they bought in raw steak for us and let us grill them, of course it was the army in the late 80's budget crunch so the steak was actually beef from the rejected parts of the cow.

Have you ever tried the old canned hard tack that the military used in Korea? Canned meat, don't know what kind of meat it was but it was meat with no expiry date. When we did a nuclear attack readiness test in the bomb shelter under a southern alberta college that I won't name we found of a pallet of the stuff and decided to try it out.

I can ascertain it was meat, from what animal and what part I don't know.

Actually one more thing about the MRE packets, the best one bar none hands down was the beans and weiners in a bag.

canned meat sux

[burn_this_city]

Originally Posted by qiang

canned meat sux

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

After we got out of basic sure. But you got watched with a hairy eyeball to make sure that you ate everything that you got.

There was a ton of trading that happened but if you were the sap that got one of the really gross ones, corned beef hash. Ham and cheese omelette, or the boiled steak cubes you were completely stuck with it.

I remember that there was always the rumor that the officers got issued a different package with good food in it.

The only thing worse to be honest was on long plane trips and bus rides you got the boxed lunch with the sandwiches that I swear came out of a gas station vending machine, and the military generic version of a juice box.

Army mess food and field mess food was decent and you always got a ton of it because of the amount of energy that you burned in the field especially in winter ex's with the major portion being potatoes.

I also remember on the last night of our basic field excercise after a month sitting in the field that they bought in raw steak for us and let us grill them, of course it was the army in the late 80's budget crunch so the steak was actually beef from the rejected parts of the cow.

Have you ever tried the old canned hard tack that the military used in Korea? Canned meat, don't know what kind of meat it was but it was meat with no expiry date. When we did a nuclear attack readiness test in the bomb shelter under a southern alberta college that I won't name we found of a pallet of the stuff and decided to try it out.

I can ascertain it was meat, from what animal and what part I don't know.

Actually one more thing about the MRE packets, the best one bar none hands down was the beans and weiners in a bag.

You I think are talking about IMP's, not MRE's.

People ask me if I miss anything about the Army. Hell yeah the food, the fresh rats. I loved the food. You are willing to give me as much food as I want. As a 17 yr old bottomless pit bring it on. Loved it.

Box lunches were a dare, I have yet to meet anyone that could ID the meat in those sandwiches.

[PsYcNeT]

Originally Posted by qiang

canned meat sux

Okay now I know yer fakin' it. Every 1st gen Chinese I've met adores canned meat for some inexplicable reason.

[CarlW]

Also, Expired Starburst. Found an old backpack in the basement when cleaning. In the front pocket was some old starburst (who knows how many years it's been in there, maybe 3-7 years.) so me, my bro and sister for some idiotic reason decided that starburst can't expire right? Unwrapped it, looked fine and felt fine so in the mouth they went. At first it tasted just like normal starburst, but then slowly they started to taste like fart, then it just tasted like puke. Suffice to say we bolted towards our own garbage cans and needed a good mouth rinsing. Now we know, expired Starburst contains a hidden barf flavoured centre.

[Hockeyguy15]

Can't we just ban him already?

[The Yen Man]

Originally Posted by PsYcNeT

Okay now I know yer fakin' it. Every 1st gen Chinese I've met adores canned meat for some inexplicable reason.

We Asians love spam. Growing up as a kid, I had ate a ton of it. My mom would fry it with eggs. It tastes awesome in a sandwich.

[qiang]

Originally Posted by PsYcNeT

Okay now I know yer fakin' it. Every 1st gen Chinese I've met adores canned meat for some inexplicable reason.

cuz its in Canada...dare you ass feel canned meat made in China?its fully terrible if u go to the related factory..you would be faint

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by qiang

cuz its in Canada...dare you ass feel canned meat made in China?its fully terrible if u go to the related factory..you would be faint

I have never put someone on ignore before...........


I wonder if we all put you on ignore if you will stay around?