New Dating Trend in Japan: EyeBall Licking

[CaptainCrunch]

Needs more tentacle rape action, less eyeball licking

[Esoteric]

Hey baby, you ever had your eyeball licked by a fat man in a trench coat?

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by Husky

Is it just me or does it seem oliek most Asian people have horrible teeth. I know the sterotype is british but man, seems like the Chinese have horrible teeth. Crooked etc

Mostly asian women. It's because their mouths aren't big enough to handle wisdom teeth.

But yeah i had a male asian coworker who never smoked but looked like he had been doing 50 packs a day for 80 years. nasty.

[puckluck2]

This gives a whole new meaning to "lick my balls".

[GirlySports]

Originally Posted by Bertuzzied

Mostly asian women. It's because their mouths aren't big enough to handle wisdom teeth.

But yeah i had a male asian coworker who never smoked but looked like he had been doing 50 packs a day for 80 years. nasty.

There's also no dental care in Asian countries. Most people can't afford it. Getting braces might cost a year's salary. I once sent money back to Asia so my cousin could get braces.

Toothpaste quality sucks too.

[Stay Golden]

Japan the place that gives the world Monster rape. Japan and fetish are 1 and the same. They make German porn look normal

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Stay Golden

Japan the place that gives the world Monster rape. Japan and fetish are 1 and the same. They make German porn look normal

I would rather watch eyeball porn then some fat German woman taking a dump on a guys chest while apply voltage through testicular clamps any day.

[Rudee]

I spoke to a friend who's attending Tokyo University of Science, and he's well connected to whats going on down there. He said the eyeball licking thing is a ridiculous news story that is far from a trend in Japan. He says don't believe what you are reading about it, as it's certainly something isolated.

[kirant]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

I would rather watch eyeball porn then some fat German woman taking a dump on a guys chest while apply voltage through testicular clamps any day.

And how exactly do you know that exists?

Also, where?

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Rudee

I spoke to a friend who's attending Tokyo University of Science, and he's well connected to whats going on down there. He said the eyeball licking thing is a ridiculous news story that is far from a trend in Japan. He says don't believe what you are reading about it, as it's certainly something isolated.

That's good, now everyone can get back to smelling canned virgin school girl panties on the subway.

[AMG_G]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

I would rather watch eyeball porn then some fat German woman taking a dump on a guys chest while apply voltage through testicular clamps any day.

Not to me outdone Japanese have poo omlettes.

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

There's also no dental care in Asian countries. Most people can't afford it. Getting braces might cost a year's salary. I once sent money back to Asia so my cousin could get braces.

Toothpaste quality sucks too.

maybe before,but the toothpaste is the same stuff we have have here now. But i remember the awesome japanese toothpaste you could buy in HK. Banana and honey dew melon flavor! yummmm.

[troutman]

Eyeball licking story is fake, indicative of poor journalism


http://doubtfulnews.com/2013/08/eyeb...or-journalism/

http://no1.fccj.ne.jp/index.php?opti...article&id=954

[Bertuzzied]

Maybe they should put a fried egg on their eye.

[BloodFetish]

^^this is Japan we're talking about, so it's a fertilized 14-day aged quails egg...

[AMG_G]

Originally Posted by Bertuzzied

Mostly asian women. It's because their mouths aren't big enough to handle.....

This explains a lot of things about a certain myth.