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Old 06-14-2013, 11:24 AM   #1
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Default New Dating Trend in Japan: EyeBall Licking
How effing disgusting is that?? Who doesn't like to have their balls licked but man...


Japan's youth is caught up in a new craze -- eyeball licking -- that's spreading more than affection, but also an outbreak of pink eye and other serious eye problems

One school in Japan noted that as many as 10 children in each class sporting eye patches and the school learned that one-third of its 12-year-old students had engaged in eyeball licking, Naver Matome reported.

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Old 06-14-2013, 11:25 AM   #2
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Putting aside the fact that its gross for just a moment, isnt that just too logistically awkward to be practical?
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:41 AM   #3
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If they removed the squares from their porn this never would've happened.
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:56 AM   #4
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heh... reminded me of this....

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Old 06-14-2013, 12:02 PM   #5
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In Eastern Kablakastan, the new dating trend is skull$$$$$$$ a corpse
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Old 06-14-2013, 12:03 PM   #6
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I would be such a loser in Japan. I struggle with putting eye drops in my eyes I can't even imagine a human tongue
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In Eastern Kablakastan, the new dating trend is skull$$$$$$$ a corpse
Actually that was some American guy on 4chan that stole a skull from the catacombs.
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Haha the quote sounds like it should be from the Onion.
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What the hell happened to just having sex with someone you like?
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Old 06-14-2013, 12:57 PM   #11
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I would be such a loser in Japan. I struggle with putting eye drops in my eyes I can't even imagine a human tongue
Are you white and over 5'5"? You're a hero, don't worry.
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Old 06-14-2013, 01:04 PM   #12
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What the hell happened to just having sex with someone you like?
They struggle too much while you're trying to tie them up in the back of the van.
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Old 06-14-2013, 03:29 PM   #13
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They struggle too much while you're trying to tie them up in the back of the van.
That escalated quickly.
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Old 06-14-2013, 03:53 PM   #14
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You know, Anal is probably a solid alternative to eyeball licking.
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Japan is weird. Here's an interesting read on sex and flirting in Japan.

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This just in...trend has not hit Grande Prairie yet....
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Yuck. This churns my stomach.

Seriously want to puke reading that.
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