Sorority President Writes Letter, Expletives and Caps Lock Ensues
This is incredible. These are the cherry picked quotes from Gawker but the whole thing is spectacular.
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In the missive, the author expresses concern for her sisters' ("you stupid cocks") mental well being...
Are you people ####ing ######ed?
...and encourages them, earnestly, to reach out to her if she might be of assistance.
That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events.
She reveals that she has received word from individuals expressing concern that Delta Gamma girls have not been themselves at recreational sporting events...
I've not only gotten texts about people being ####ing WEIRD at sports
...and behaving in ways observers found unusual.
but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. ####ing. Team. ARE YOU ####ING STUPID?!!
Though the author understands the importance of good sportsmanship...
I don't give a #### about sportsmanship
...she worries this behavior could create the impression that Delta Gamma is a house divided.
I will ####ing #### punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a #### if you SOR me, I WILL ####ING ASSAULT YOU.
Finally, she instructs any sisters who might not feel up to socializing to stay home and recuperate...
I swear to ####ing God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober.
...because maintaining an atmosphere of conviviality is key.
I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not ####ing awkward than 80 that are ####ing ######s.
Love you girls!
And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a ####. Go #### yourself.
This is her in case anyone was wondering. Definitely can see a bit of the crazy in those eyes.
Oh another note, why does every girl this age do this stupid pose? Always hand of the hips, shot from a 3/4 pose to minimize any fattiness, usually with the head cocked to the side a bit. It's the new duckface.
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This is her in case anyone was wondering. Definitely can see a bit of the crazy in those eyes.
Oh another note, why does every girl this age do this stupid pose? Always hand of the hips, shot from a 3/4 pose to minimize any fattiness, usually with the head cocked to the side a bit. It's the new duckface.
Man, that's way better than the duckface. It let's you see her face, how thin she is, how big her breasts are and what kind of ass she's rockin' all in one shot. It should be mandatory for any 20-something girl to stand like this for photos.
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Oh another note, why does every girl this age do this stupid pose? Always hand of the hips, shot from a 3/4 pose to minimize any fattiness, usually with the head cocked to the side a bit. It's the new duckface.
Duckface looks stupid, this is actually a very nice pose. Not at all comparable. Duckface is a fad, 3/4 is a classic.
Granted, she's a bit over-turned and has the light coming from the wrong side.
Duckface looks stupid, this is actually a very nice pose. Not at all comparable. Duckface is a fad, 3/4 is a classic.
The thing is they do this exact same pose in every single photo now. I have some inlaws who are in college and all their photos look like this...doesnt matter what the situation. Just turns everyone of them into robot barbie.
This is her in case anyone was wondering. Definitely can see a bit of the crazy in those eyes.
Oh another note, why does every girl this age do this stupid pose? Always hand of the hips, shot from a 3/4 pose to minimize any fattiness, usually with the head cocked to the side a bit. It's the new duckface.
Ok for real. Wife material.
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Sorority President Writes Letter, Expletives and Caps Lock Ensues
