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			You more often hear about people eating their lunch, rather than the other way around. But, well, here we are. 
  
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			10-09-2012, 01:28 PM
			
			
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Maybe that guy died because those cockroaches were in a human-eating contest.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			10-09-2012, 01:55 PM
			
			
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			I wonde if the cockroaches had eaten pesticide first, and that was why he died?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			10-09-2012, 02:05 PM
			
			
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			Um. Why is there a competition to see who can eat the most roaches?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			10-09-2012, 02:07 PM
			
			
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				Um. Why is there a competition to see who can eat the most roaches? 
			
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Because eating spiders would just be gross.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2012, 02:08 PM
			
			
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				Um. Why is there a competition to see who can eat the most roaches? 
			
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Because they are tasty?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2012, 02:08 PM
			
			
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				Um. Why is there a competition to see who can eat the most roaches? 
			
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The reptile store wanted to find some wacky way to give a way a python.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2012, 02:38 PM
			
			
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			I would have thought you win the roach-eating contest by keeping your score at a steady zero.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			10-09-2012, 02:46 PM
			
			
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			Maybe he thought "F it, YOLO".
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2012, 04:42 PM
			
			
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			Surprised it hasn't already been said but I'll say it, "Darwin Awards".
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2012, 04:53 PM
			
			
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				Surprised it hasn't already been said but I'll say it, "Darwin Awards". 
			
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			10-09-2012, 06:00 PM
			
			
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			I thought you were supposed to smoke the roaches.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			10-09-2012, 06:22 PM
			
			
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			Roaches are actually quite nutritious.  Low in fat and high in protein!  Insects are sustainable food source and it's only a matter of time when eating them becomes more common.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2012, 06:49 PM
			
			
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			He swallowed the roach to catch the fly. 
I don't know why he swallowed the fly. 
I guess he'll die.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2012, 08:02 PM
			
			
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This isn't really the type of thing that you'd expect to be dangerous though.  I ate one this weekend in Thailand and didn't think I was putting my life in danger.  In fact, I only stopped at one because the crickets were much tastier.  
 
Amateur backyard Fear Factor to win a python is definitely in the running for the Redneck Awards, but I don't think it rises to the level of a Darwin.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2012, 08:16 PM
			
			
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			Sounds about Florida.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2012, 09:27 PM
			
			
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			Must be a Terran going fast 2rax concussive marauders against early roach pressure, but then dies after zerg switches to mutas + speedlings all-in. gg.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2012, 09:36 PM
			
			
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			Maybe it was his piss that he drank after that killed him?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2012, 09:50 PM
			
			
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If they become the only thing to eat count me as the first to die of starvation.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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