So you are logged onto your friend's FB account...

[Sliver]

...what status update do you make for him?

I did a fairly PG one for my buddy: "Odd, I don't recall eating any corn..."

What's the best one you have done/would do?

[topfiverecords]

My cousin's friends seem to find "mmmmm penis..." to be a good one.

[saskflames69]

Change their middle name to "the Big Greasy" and a whole crapload of statuses implying they are homosexual.

[blankall]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

My cousin's friends seem to find "mmmmm penis..." to be a good one.

I always like to take that joke to the next level. I'll usually write a much more heartfelt confession about finally having the strength to come out or cryptic message about being confused.

Things get akward when the recipient has their parents added as friends.

[MoneyGuy]

My son pulled a good one on me. I was barbecuing some beef tenderloin and started calling it moose dick; the resumblance was remarkable.

Later my facebook status was: "Mmm, sure enjoyed eating some tasty moose dick tonight."

The priceless-ness and all, I couldn't be too mad. I did get people telling me afterward that my status was so unlike me. I posted later that my account was hacked and I wasn't responsible for the off-colour post.

My boy got his sense of humour from his dad, for sure.

[MrMastodonFarm]

Type out the theme to FireFly

[cDnStealth]

Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

Type out the theme to FireFly

Well that's just plain awesome... people should be doing that every so often anyway.

[PowerPlayoffs06]

Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

Type out the theme to FireFly

So far this is the strongest suggestion to make said friend sound like a flaming homo.

[sun]

Gay jokes and poop jokes are played out. What you do is go into his privacy options and change all the settings so that a) anything that he posts on his wall will be visible only to him and b) he is the only one who is allowed to write on his wall.

He won't notice for a week or so, but after a month he will start to wonder why nobody is commenting on his funny cat videos or instagram'd sushi takeout pictures. No one will wish him a happy birthday. No canucks fans will bite on his diving/rioting jokes. Eventually he'll start feeling all depressed and think that nobody likes him. Even his "woe is me" posts will go unnoticed. Of course he will have no idea why any of this is happening and his self confidence will be totally shot for the rest of his life. If he doesn't attempt to end it that is.

[saskflames69]

Originally Posted by sun

Gay jokes and poop jokes are played out. What you do is go into his privacy options and change all the settings so that a) anything that he posts on his wall will be visible only to him and b) he is the only one who is allowed to write on his wall.

He won't notice for a week or so, but after a month he will start to wonder why nobody is commenting on his funny cat videos or instagram'd sushi takeout pictures. No one will wish him a happy birthday. No canucks fans will bite on his diving/rioting jokes. Eventually he'll start feeling all depressed and think that nobody likes him. Even his "woe is me" posts will go unnoticed. Of course he will have no idea why any of this is happening and his self confidence will be totally shot for the rest of his life. If he doesn't attempt to end it that is.

You know that joke where you change your privacy settings so that only one person can see your status revealing a dirty secret about that same person? I did that, then forgot to change it back to public.

I went about 4 months wondering why people weren't liking my statuses like they used to. Finally I found the problem and my next status got 7 likes in the first minute.

People were asking where I went.

[MrMastodonFarm]

Originally Posted by PowerPlayoffs06

So far this is the strongest suggestion to make said friend sound like a flaming homo.

[JonDuke]

"Well, looks like I'm gonna be a daddy!" ?

[conroy22]

I caught a friend putting "(so and so) hates it when I can't make it to the bathroom on time' on someone's status, and I always thought that one was clever!

[Buzzard]

Pleeease no lockout.....this is the year my beloved Canucks are go all the way!

[Reanimate]

For a girl I do the wedding or preggers status. For dudes, typical penis ones. Tried and true.

[Dion]

I would post a bunch of dog pictures on Slivers account with the phrase "Must love dogs"

[bc-chris]

a friend of mine left her account open.... status changed to, 'i'm late this month'

her boyfriend and parents both called her within 5 minutes

[Yasa]

I usually log them out. Oh ho ho! I'm such a trickster!

[Frank MetaMusil]

Originally Posted by Dion

I would post a bunch of dog pictures on Slivers account with the phrase "Must love dogs"

I'd take it a step further and organize a city wide dog walk starting at his house.

"Free burgers & beer for all who show up with their dogs!"

[puckluck2]

Originally Posted by Dion

I would post a bunch of dog pictures on Slivers account with the phrase "Must love dogs"

Dion posting pictures on the internet!?? Say it aint so!