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Old 06-21-2012, 06:37 PM   #141
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Just to overanalyze and ruin some more, who cares how many women you've been with? Being with 100 women once or two women 5,000 times seems like a pretty easy choice to me. So I suppose frequence of action with partners seems to have more bearing than total number of partners.
Disagree. There's nothing quite as thrilling as fresh tang.
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Old 06-21-2012, 06:42 PM   #142
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Disagree. There's nothing quite as thrilling as fresh tang.
I mean thrilling sure, but my point was more saying you've slept with 40 women one time is nice, but I'd rather have 5,000 by 2 if we're choosing. Variety is nice, but I'll take consistency.
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Old 06-21-2012, 06:52 PM   #143
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Three!?? I don't mean to brag but I chalked up three before my 16th birthday. That seems really low.

Anyone who "chalks up three" before their 16th birthday has nothing to brag about. No worries.
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Old 06-21-2012, 06:56 PM   #144
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I am not saying because I have no idea, it is an obscene number though.
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Three!?? I don't mean to brag but I chalked up three before my 16th birthday. That seems really low.
How old were the men?
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So I'm siting at a bar reading this thread on my galaxy 2s and I get a email from a chick I hooked up with a couple months ago. I'll paraphrase,

"I have gonorrhea, you should go get tested"

Thank god that #### is curable.
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That is why you always gotta wrap up unless its the girlfriend or the friend with benefits. And I suppose hopefully avoid some ho's.
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:34 PM   #148
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Nine. But I've more or less hit my stride with five in the past year. For that I'd like to thank my guitar, liquid confidence, and the country of Australia. Now there's a country that churns out beautiful, easy-going and fun women (not to mention a very sexy accent as long as it's not too heavy). They also seem to love me for some reason considering they make up 4 of the 9.

I need to move there.
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:39 PM   #149
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Nine. But I've more or less hit my stride with five in the past year. For that I'd like to thank my guitar, liquid confidence, and the country of Australia. Now there's a country that churns out beautiful, easy-going and fun women (not to mention a very sexy accent as long as it's not too heavy). They also seem to love me for some reason considering they make up 4 of the 9.

I need to move there.
Of the English speaking countries... the girls there are the most 'European'.

And any accent is good, as long as it's not local!

And a gorgeous country as well!
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:46 PM   #150
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So I'm siting at a bar reading this thread on my galaxy 2s and I get a email from a chick I hooked up with a couple months ago. I'll paraphrase,

"I have gonorrhea, you should go get tested"

Thank god that #### is curable.
I will just leave this here...

http://chealth.canoe.ca/channel_heal...&channel_id=16
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17 that I can recall.
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Old 06-21-2012, 10:36 PM   #155
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Hmm. 52 and counting.

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Every girl that I've been in a relationship with is aware of the out rule. At the start you can pick three celebrities or famous people that if in the off chance you get to nail it doesn't count as cheating.

I'm going to have to adjust my list based on the above picture. But Angelina Jolie is a permanent inductee on the list.

I dated one girl who named the fat guy from Seinfeld, either she wasn't taking the list seriously or she was setting her standards incredibly low so she could break up with me.
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Every girl that I've been in a relationship with is aware of the out rule. At the start you can pick three celebrities or famous people that if in the off chance you get to nail it doesn't count as cheating.

I'm going to have to adjust my list based on the above picture. But Angelina Jolie is a permanent inductee on the list.

I dated one girl who named the fat guy from Seinfeld, either she wasn't taking the list seriously or she was setting her standards incredibly low so she could break up with me.
Does that say something about....you?
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So I'm siting at a bar reading this thread on my galaxy 2s and I get a email from a chick I hooked up with a couple months ago. I'll paraphrase,

"I have gonorrhea, you should go get tested"

Thank god that #### is curable.
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Not sure if I want to admit it on this website.

I'm not too good with girls since some puckslut destroyed my confidence back in January.
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