WTF - Silverstone feeds son like a bird

[Kipperriffic]

Originally Posted by Locke

I hate crap like this.

Countless billions of people have had kids and been parents but Alicia Silverstone and her kid are so special they have to resort to this.

I dont think it has any merit whatsoever, shes doing this because her kid is 'special.'

Not to mention that's disgusting. Once the food enters your mouth, the next destination should be your own esophagus.

[trumpethead]

Originally Posted by Bertuzzied

There is nothing wrong with that breakfast! Course i would eat it mouth fed to me by some hot blonde chick who isn't my mom.

But there is no bacon.

[Kipperriffic]

I strangely find this video relevant...
If the food as to be chewed, then it's the baby that has to do it

[Hack&Lube]

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/1...DA28A1B.d02t04

Premastication of foods for infants was a crucial behavioural adaptation to neoteny that ensured nutritional adequacy during the period of complementary feeding throughout the course of human evolution until recent times. While the paps and gruels of agricultural systems provided an alternative and modern food technology appears to make it unnecessary, we argue that, in addition to its role in nutrition, premastication also played a crucial role in supporting infant health. Its abandonment, particularly in poor communities, has placed children at increased risk of inadequate nutrition and decreased ability to confront infections associated with the introduction of complementary foods. We present two empirical studies.

Section I is a cross-cultural study of the ethnographic literature in order to estimate prevalence in non-Western societies. One-third of ethnographies in the worldwide sample with data on infant feeding report premastication. Section II presents the results of a qualitative study in China, conducted in order to provide data on the likelihood that this percent is incorrect due to under-reporting. The finding that 63% of Chinese university students received premasticated food as infants, whereas none of eight ethnographic studies performed in Han China identified premastication in their reports, provides support for the conclusion that the cross-cultural study grossly underestimates its prevalence in non-Western societies.

[MrMastodonFarm]

And as we all know Chinese university students are by far the most mothered group of students on campus.

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

And as we all know Chinese university students are by far the most mothered group of students on campus.

And all the non-premasticating non-asian students didn't get into University *rimshot*

http://www2.macleans.ca/2010/11/10/too-asian/

[MrMastodonFarm]

Originally Posted by Hack&Lube

And all the non-premasticating non-asian students didn't get into University *rimshot*

http://www2.macleans.ca/2010/11/10/too-asian/

If only pylon was bird feed by his mother all this could have been avoided.

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

If only pylon was bird feed by his mother all this could have been avoided.

Some kids just have to learn the hard way. Luckily, even if your mother didn't chew your food for you, you can still be successful like Pylon is today.

My birds eat normally by the way, but I don't know how their mothers treated them.

[Sliver]

Gross dude, they're going to crap on your TV.

[The Fonz]

That's sick.

We are not wild animals in nature. Animals take dumps wherever they please, humans? Probably shouldn't do that. When I was a kid my cat ate one of her kittens, humans? Probably shouldn't do that either.

If it's illegal for me to spit on the sidewalk in public, Alicia Silverstone should not be spitting into her child's mouth.

[Rathji]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

I think its strange, but not as strange as women who breastfeed their kids until school age.

I know a person who was breastfed until age 9.

Of course 90% of the stuff her mom did was just batpoop crazy.

[GirlySports]

Originally Posted by Bertuzzied

There is nothing wrong with that breakfast! Course i would eat it mouth fed to me by some hot blonde chick who isn't my mom.

just for you Bertuzzied.

NSFW!

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

just for you Bertuzzied.

NSFW!

ummm thanks??

where is the blonde chick? and where is the hot chick? boooo. hehe

That was pretty damn disgusting.