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Old 02-26-2012, 04:26 PM   #1
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Old 02-26-2012, 04:32 PM   #2
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Suddenly an ordinary photo of a person lounging in a bathrobe, petting their dog.....seems creepy.
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Old 02-26-2012, 05:34 PM   #3
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HAHAHA!

Look at the name of his top friend on Facebook!
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You ever notice that people seem to be incredibly social snobbish on their facebook pages?

Oh yeah I have an interest in Jazz, and classical music, I'm an animal rights activist who's fascinated by philosophy and the law. And everyone on facebook professes to love Shakespeare and Casablanca.

Meanwhile this loser probably threw his Richie Rich comic book aside tossed some Wham into his stereo threw off his grubby bathrobe and went to town on his dog.

Facebook is the ultimate expression of dishonest d0uchbaggery.
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Old 02-26-2012, 05:44 PM   #5
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His friends name is Harry Mangina.
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Old 02-26-2012, 06:28 PM   #6
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He's got 99 problems and a bitch is one of them.
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You ever notice that people seem to be incredibly social snobbish on their facebook pages?

Oh yeah I have an interest in Jazz, and classical music, I'm an animal rights activist who's fascinated by philosophy and the law. And everyone on facebook professes to love Shakespeare and Casablanca.

Meanwhile this loser probably threw his Richie Rich comic book aside tossed some Wham into his stereo threw off his grubby bathrobe and went to town on his dog.

Facebook is the ultimate expression of dishonest d0uchbaggery.
Generally true. But to be fair to this guy he is pretty involved in law and ethics. He writes essays on why he should be allowed to bone his dog. He's actually one of the leading public advocates of boning dogs.

He was dishonest about one thing though:
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Presumed innocent, but publicly guilty as soon as we posted this article and added pictures of him cuddling with his dog.
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Old 02-26-2012, 07:53 PM   #9
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This dude aint playin... he likes dem bitches, dawg.

Er, let me rephrase that...
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Poodle noodler?

Setter wetter?

Corgi porker?

Hound pounder?

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Collie gagger?
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Pointer boinker?

There's gotta be more...
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:04 PM   #16
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Imagine, walking in on a thing like that.
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