01-12-2012, 09:45 AM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Celebrate your intelligence by getting drunk
smart kids grow up to be heavier drinkers
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Drinking is the only way to deal with morons: Smart people "booze so we can tolerate everyone else."
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01-12-2012, 09:47 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Wow. Its so....true!
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01-12-2012, 09:56 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
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The heavy boozing starts in University. While kids that did not matriculate are busy working, idle students are getting wasted in the dorm.
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01-12-2012, 10:01 AM
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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You guys have no idea how smart I really am.
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01-12-2012, 10:03 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Turner Valley
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I must be a genius.
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01-12-2012, 10:07 AM
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When I get bored in class, I just play calculator games.
I assume that explains my addiction to games 
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01-12-2012, 10:20 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by kirant
when i get bored in class, i just play calculator games.
I assume that explains my addiction to games |
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01-12-2012, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by GirlySports
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Nah. I used a programmable calculator. It was mostly Tetris and Space Invaders.
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01-12-2012, 10:35 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Salmon with Arms
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Originally Posted by girlysports
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01-12-2012, 10:38 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: the dark side of Sesame Street
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Then I should be expecting the Nobel Prize any day now.
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01-12-2012, 10:41 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by troutman
The heavy boozing starts in University.
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... starts in military.
... starts in oilfield.
... starts in marriage.
... starts in etc, etc.
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01-12-2012, 10:43 AM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by First Lady
... starts in military.
... starts in oilfield.
... starts in marriage.
... starts in etc, etc.
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It was unbelievable what a encouraged drinking environment the military was.
I'm sure some of the other former members can attest to the gong show that is a formal mess dinner.
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01-12-2012, 10:46 AM
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I should send this to the wife as a means to explain why I always ask she be the designated driver when we go anywhere :P
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01-12-2012, 10:47 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
It was unbelievable what a encouraged drinking environment the military was.
I'm sure some of the other former members can attest to the gong show that is a formal mess dinner.
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Thats because they've gotta give you something if they're going to make you play Operation: Human Shield.
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01-12-2012, 10:50 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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I'm a mother ####ing genius!
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01-12-2012, 10:55 AM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by Locke
Thats because they've gotta give you something if they're going to make you play Operation: Human Shield.
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I was gonna say I'm white, and operation human shield only applies to the black guys.
Is that racist?
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01-12-2012, 10:57 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: the dark side of Sesame Street
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I was gonna say I'm white, and operation human shield only applies to the black guys.
Is that racist?
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