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Originally Posted by Robbob
I love coming into this thread to see what the captain had been up to.
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I've been trying to come up with something to write about, but its tough.
I do know a few things.
My boss is an armored fat guy who needs to die. I just envision my guy leaving his office and he flips up that bondage mask of his and fries up some nacho's with his Sith Lightning.
When I first arrived at the Sith Academy I was told that the one unbreakable rule is that I can't kill other students, nudge nudge wink wink, so far I went on a killing spree that closely resembles that of the Road runner, the schools probably financially destitute because of a sharp reduction in tuition and text book revenue.
I joined a secret order, that is so secret that I'm suppossed to find my own way in the world and not tell them. I also have a quota to sell 400 boxes of detergent and some Sham-Wows, I can't wait to get force persuasion, that is the definition of evil.
My Slave is a blue chick with a shock collar, on a positive note, I can ram my light saber into any oriface and hit the shock button and do a quick recharge on my saber and my cell phone.
I've killed a wack of Sith Lords who were either instructors at the academy or lords in the Capital, yet I'm still fetching bagels and washing fat boys Sequeway.
You'd think with all of the thousands of people in these game worlds that all of the wild life on every planet would have been exterminated long before I joined the game, I'm sure those Jedi Knights that are part of the PETA sect are really upset that us Sith Lords aren't wearing synthetic leather and metal.
In terms of favorite missions.
Nothing like killing your first teaching and chopping off his hand to give to my boss. Guess someone isn't getting a seperation package.
So, spare the son, kill the father, plow the mom, the mom swears her friendship, son sends an assasin, someone should write a play about that.
Making light saber noises, winning and then picking the bad a%% dialogue choice . . . kinda like a emo kid wearing a dog collar picking a fight.