07-15-2011, 08:28 PM
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#21
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Red Deer
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She was a lesbian.
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-'Badger' Bob Johnson (1931-1991)
"I see as much misery out of them moving to justify theirselves as them that set out to do harm."
-Dr. Amos "Doc" Cochran
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07-15-2011, 08:40 PM
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#22
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Scoring Winger
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That I'm not immune to the negative effects of drugs and alcohol and that many women aren't worthy of trust.
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07-15-2011, 08:52 PM
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#23
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All I can get
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The Caramilk secret.
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07-15-2011, 08:52 PM
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#24
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In the Sin Bin
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: compton
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That being a bully to kids in elementary and high school and to my younger brother would cause much regret.
It's a cliche but, all you need is love. A positive frame of mind is completely life changing in every way imaginable.
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07-15-2011, 09:23 PM
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#25
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Franchise Player
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That getting a diploma in something other that what your first choice and passion is and promising yourself you will go back to get the other one later is a stupid idea.
10 years later, choosing the higher paying degree over the one I really wanted and have the passion for wasn't the right choice.
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07-15-2011, 10:19 PM
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#26
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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That life can be short, and to take advantage of it when you're young. You never know when things will change.
Last edited by jayswin; 07-15-2011 at 10:22 PM.
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07-15-2011, 10:36 PM
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#27
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Stop worrying about money and enjoy life more.
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07-15-2011, 11:16 PM
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#28
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Franchise Player
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Thought of another one:
Don't epically mess things up with a decent guy for one who promises the best sex in the world. The promise doesn't hold up but the crappy feeling of knowing what you did to someone else and why sure does.
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07-16-2011, 12:49 AM
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#29
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Lifetime Suspension
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How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
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07-16-2011, 01:01 AM
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#30
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Cleveland, OH (Grew up in Calgary)
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To grow some balls and ask the damn girl out before she gets a boyfriend....
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07-16-2011, 01:21 AM
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#31
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Not to leave my extension cords outside
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07-16-2011, 01:24 AM
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#32
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Lifetime Suspension
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To mend fences with my sister before she died.
If I can give advice to anyone, it is to never hold a grudge with a family member. I have had to live with, and will continue to, until I die, live with the fact that she left this earth on bad terms.
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07-16-2011, 02:37 AM
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#33
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Norm!
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That if you occasionally switch hands you won't end up with mismatched biceps
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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07-16-2011, 02:48 AM
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#34
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
That if you occasionally switch hands you won't end up with mismatched biceps
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Or a bend to the right... or in mrmastodonfarms case.... the left.
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07-16-2011, 02:54 AM
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#35
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Powerplay Quarterback
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That girls really don't like nice guys. I forced myself to be nice...for nothing!
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07-16-2011, 02:56 AM
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#36
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First Line Centre
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To make this thread.
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07-16-2011, 02:56 AM
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#37
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Norm!
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That woman don't really get all that turned on by the shocker, especially on the first date.
And for some reason woman aren't big fans of impromptu geography lessons, especially when you try to show them what the Hawaiian Islands look like.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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07-16-2011, 08:39 AM
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#38
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Calgary.
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That WAS the sign.
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07-16-2011, 09:26 AM
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#39
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Lifetime Suspension
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Those were the droids we were looking for.
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07-16-2011, 09:33 AM
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#40
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Lifetime Suspension
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How Edmonton sucks over Calgary.
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