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Old 06-09-2011, 03:18 PM   #21
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it's about time, I can't tell you show much grade 2 sucked with all those flat chested girls on the playground!
Unfortunately the article says the boob job voucher isn't valid until she's 16. She's still going to be a flat 7 year old for the next year.

Her mom did say if she has big boobs at 16 she can have something else.
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Old 06-09-2011, 03:26 PM   #22
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I guess with the mother as an example, it's no surprise the kid wants in on it.
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Old 06-09-2011, 03:39 PM   #23
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Too bad there isn't plastic surgery for the brain, be nice to remove whatever dysfunctional part of her brain that's making her crazy.
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Old 06-09-2011, 03:47 PM   #24
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jeez, I make an effort to be less offended by modern society, then I go and read that...
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Old 06-09-2011, 03:55 PM   #25
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Unfortunately the article says the boob job voucher isn't valid until she's 16. She's still going to be a flat 7 year old for the next year.

Her mom did say if she has big boobs at 16 she can have something else.
But that information takes away from the joke
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Old 06-09-2011, 03:57 PM   #26
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for her 8th birthday they get her a gift certificate for conselling.....

anyways, you'd think $500k would buy you a better body than what she is showing - although she looks quite different in the different links......

clearly not a great message to send to a 7 yr old...........
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Old 06-09-2011, 03:58 PM   #27
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Somehow this does not surprise me:

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Miss Burge, who lives in a £500,000 four-bedroom home in St Neots, Cambridgeshire, is more than capable of paying for the lavish celebration thanks to the lucrative business she runs organising plastic surgery and swinging parties and writing erotic novels.
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:06 PM   #28
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Miss Burge, who lives in a £500,000 four-bedroom home in St Neots, Cambridgeshire, is more than capable of paying for the lavish celebration thanks to the lucrative business she runs organising plastic surgery and swinging parties and writing erotic novels.
Somehow this does not surprise me:

I'm assuming those parties are goign to be populated with other 50 year olds with slightly smaller plastic surgery budgets....<shudders>
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:11 PM   #29
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I think you guys are making mountains out of mole hills.
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:25 PM   #30
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Sweet mother of pearl what a waste of money.
Hard to say without a before picture.

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I'd tap that gilf...why not...
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Old 06-09-2011, 08:09 PM   #32
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Hard to say without a before picture.

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Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!
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Old 06-09-2011, 08:53 PM   #34
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She'll be pregnant or have an abortion by the age 15 .........book it.
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Old 06-09-2011, 09:41 PM   #35
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She'll be pregnant or have an abortion by the age 15 .........book it.
I don't think you can book pre-emptive abortions. At least not 8 years in advance.
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